kallend 2,148 #1 December 19, 2013 In a statistically significant survey reported in the NEJM 1% of US mothers reported that they got pregnant without male input. Posting from an airport by iPad and unable to provide link on this tablet but you can google it to confirm.... The only sure way to survive a canopy collision is not to have one. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
quade 4 #2 December 19, 2013 kallendIn a statistically significant survey reported in the NEJM 1% of US mothers reported that they got pregnant without male input. Posting from an airport by iPad and unable to provide link on this tablet but you can google it to confirm. The key in that would be the word, "reported." I'm guessing here, clearly, but my guess is the margin of error in those reports are close to 100%.quade - The World's Most Boring Skydiver Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kallend 2,148 #3 December 19, 2013 quade***In a statistically significant survey reported in the NEJM 1% of US mothers reported that they got pregnant without male input. Posting from an airport by iPad and unable to provide link on this tablet but you can google it to confirm. The key in that would be the word, "reported." Well the 2000 year old report is just that too.... The only sure way to survive a canopy collision is not to have one. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy9o8 2 #4 December 19, 2013 Oh, Jesus Christ. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,590 #5 December 19, 2013 http://www.bmj.com/content/347/bmj.f7102"There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NWFlyer 2 #6 December 19, 2013 Quote Although it was rare for dates of sexual initiation and pregnancy consistent with virgin pregnancy to be reported, it was more common among women who signed chastity pledges or whose parents indicated lower levels of communication with their children about sex and birth control. There's a shocker!"There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
fastphil 0 #7 December 19, 2013 "some participants may have misunderstood the definition of sexual intercourse" hmmm... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Southern_Man 0 #8 December 19, 2013 Seems like an appropriate thread to ask: Q: Why wasn't Jesus born in West Virginia? A: Couldn't find three wise men or a virgin."What if there were no hypothetical questions?" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
normiss 897 #9 December 19, 2013 How this bypassed the SC exit ramp is confusing. More so that the OP knows that. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wildcard451 0 #10 December 20, 2013 I have had a pregnant patient swear to me she was a virgin. We talked about different definitions of intercourse, all of which she denied up to the point I simply told her that she needs to find a priest and not a doctor if she wasn't lying to me. Given that we haven't had a "second coming" yet I still figure I was right in that conversation. /it was the first coming that got her in trouble... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
oldwomanc6 60 #11 December 20, 2013 wildcard451I have had a pregnant patient swear to me she was a virgin. We talked about different definitions of intercourse, all of which she denied up to the point I simply told her that she needs to find a priest and not a doctor if she wasn't lying to me. Given that we haven't had a "second coming" yet I still figure I was right in that conversation. /it was the first coming that got her in trouble... Was her hymen intact? You were her doctor, so I'm assuming you checked?lisa WSCR 594 FB 1023 CBDB 9 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnMitchell 16 #12 December 20, 2013 As we should all know, it doesn't require penetration for insemination. Just playing around the outside can get some strong swimmers heading up the canal. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
potatoman 0 #13 December 20, 2013 Virgin births...I was born a virgin, didn't last long though.You have the right to your opinion, and I have the right to tell you how Fu***** stupid it is. Davelepka - "This isn't an x-box, or a Chevy truck forum" Whatever you do, don't listen to ChrisD. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #14 December 20, 2013 JohnMitchell As we should all know, it doesn't require penetration for insemination. Just playing around the outside can get some strong swimmers heading up the canal. I wish more of these stupid kids understood and believed that. Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #15 December 20, 2013 Andy9o8 Oh, Jesus Christ. Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #16 December 20, 2013 wildcard451 I have had a pregnant patient swear to me she was a virgin. We talked about different definitions of intercourse, all of which she denied up to the point I simply told her that she needs to find a priest and not a doctor if she wasn't lying to me. Given that we haven't had a "second coming" yet I still figure I was right in that conversation. /it was the first coming that got her in trouble... Maybe she had one of those really hot guys that get you pregnant by just looking at each other. Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
oldwomanc6 60 #17 December 20, 2013 JohnMitchell As we should all know, it doesn't require penetration for insemination. Just playing around the outside can get some strong swimmers heading up the canal. My thoughts, exactly!lisa WSCR 594 FB 1023 CBDB 9 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
oldwomanc6 60 #18 December 20, 2013 LuckyMcSwervy Maybe she had one of those really hot guys that get you pregnant by just looking at each other. mrowc6 knocked me up, and all we did was wash our underwear together. It WAS in Okinawa, though. That place is the fertility capital of the Pacific! lisa WSCR 594 FB 1023 CBDB 9 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #19 December 20, 2013 oldwomanc6 *** Maybe she had one of those really hot guys that get you pregnant by just looking at each other. mrowc6 knocked me up, and all we did was wash our underwear together. It WAS in Okinawa, though. That place is the fertility capital of the Pacific! LOL!! I never heard that one but I like it! I have a cousin who was a baby factory. The joke was all they had to do to get pregnant was look at each other. Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JerryBaumchen 1,468 #20 December 20, 2013 Hi Lisa, Quote mrowc6 knocked me up, and all we did was wash our underwear together. I have found it to be a lot more fun when both parties have all of their clothing off. But whatever works for you two. JerryBaumchen Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
oldwomanc6 60 #21 December 20, 2013 JerryBaumchen Hi Lisa, Quote mrowc6 knocked me up, and all we did was wash our underwear together. I have found it to be a lot more fun when both parties have all of their clothing off. But whatever works for you two. JerryBaumchen Keep in mind, this was Japan, and all their appliances are micro-sized. We had to do the rest of our clothes in a separate load. lisa WSCR 594 FB 1023 CBDB 9 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy9o8 2 #22 December 20, 2013 Quote this was Japan, and all their appliances are micro-sized. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
oldwomanc6 60 #23 December 20, 2013 Andy9o8 Quote this was Japan, and all their appliances are micro-sized. I meant major appliances, not hand held! lisa WSCR 594 FB 1023 CBDB 9 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JerryBaumchen 1,468 #24 December 21, 2013 Hi Lisa, Quote I meant major appliances So is a meat injector a major appliance? JerryBaumchen Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites