FlyingRhenquest 1 #1 December 28, 2013 Ok so what do you all think? Grape flavored apple: Miracle of Science or ABOMINATION? Your calls, after this!I'm trying to teach myself how to set things on fire with my mind. Hey... is it hot in here? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
quade 4 #2 December 28, 2013 WTF are you talking about, son? A link to something might be nice.quade - The World's Most Boring Skydiver Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wmw999 2,588 #3 December 28, 2013 He's got the description just right. Grapple. They're weird, which is why every kid wants one, generally only once -- because they're weird. The texture when I bought them (they come in plastic-bubble 4-packs) was that of an old apple; not real appealing. But yeah, they did taste like grape juice-infused apples. Wendy P.There is nothing more dangerous than breaking a basic safety rule and getting away with it. It removes fear of the consequences and builds false confidence. (tbrown) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,590 #4 December 28, 2013 FlyingRhenquest Ok so what do you all think? Grape flavored apple: Miracle of Science or ABOMINATION? Your calls, after this! I saw these in King Soopers a couple days ago. Is that where you saw them?(I haven't bought any yet)."There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
promise5 17 #5 December 28, 2013 When I want an apple I eat an apple when I want grapes I eat grapes. Leave the poor fruits alone people!No matter how slowly you say oranges it never sounds like gullible. Believe me I tried. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wmw999 2,588 #6 December 28, 2013 They've been around a long time; I think I bought them in the late 80's or early 90's, I think. I have a feeling that at any given grocery store, they last a few years, lose their customers, and then come back again a few years later, when there are all new customers. Wendy P.There is nothing more dangerous than breaking a basic safety rule and getting away with it. It removes fear of the consequences and builds false confidence. (tbrown) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
quade 4 #7 December 28, 2013 Okay, from the web site: QuoteThis Patented Process is complex and the ingredient mix primarily includes concentrated grape flavor and pure water (USPP #7,824,723). All ingredients are USDA and FDA approved and the process has been licensed by the Washington State Department of Agriculture. I see. They've taken something perfectly normal and healthy, and "infused" it with shit to make it taste "better" and sell it for a higher price. /sigh Whoever thought of this needs a punch in the nuts.quade - The World's Most Boring Skydiver Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shropshire 0 #8 December 28, 2013 GM shite? (.)Y(.) Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #9 December 28, 2013 promise5 When I want an apple I eat an apple when I want grapes I eat grapes. Leave the poor fruits alone people! ...guess we know where you stand on the whole transgender thing then. BTW~ if you say grape slowly - it SOUNDS like apple! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy9o8 2 #10 December 28, 2013 Hybridization of fruits is a centuries-old practice. Yes, I know this is infusation, and not hybridization, but the point is still made. The guy who first combined chocolate with peanut butter was a genius. Ah, but I digress. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zep 0 #11 December 28, 2013 shropshire GM shite? No if it was GM shite it would be a Lemon Gone fishing Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shropshire 0 #12 December 28, 2013 (.)Y(.) Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
promise5 17 #13 December 28, 2013 airtwardo ***When I want an apple I eat an apple when I want grapes I eat grapes. Leave the poor fruits alone people! ...guess we know where you stand on the whole transgender thing then. BTW~ if you say grape slowly - it SOUNDS like apple! you're evil!! Do you know how long I tried to make oranges sound like gullible? No matter how slowly you say oranges it never sounds like gullible. Believe me I tried. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #14 December 28, 2013 Andy9o8Hybridization of fruits is a centuries-old practice. Yes, I know this is infusation, and not hybridization, but the point is still made. The guy who first combined chocolate with peanut butter was a genius. Ah, but I digress. Imagine how limited the varieties of wine would be if they didn't! Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
quade 4 #15 December 28, 2013 Andy9o8Hybridization of fruits is a centuries-old practice. Yes, I know this is infusation, and not hybridization, but the point is still made. If I want something infused, I'll drink gin. This isn't a matter of hybridization or infusion as a process, but really what other chemicals, sweeteners and crap are involved that they aren't telling you about.quade - The World's Most Boring Skydiver Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
oldwomanc6 60 #16 December 29, 2013 quade If I want something infused, I'll drink gin. Yep! lisa WSCR 594 FB 1023 CBDB 9 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mjosparky 4 #17 December 29, 2013 promise5 ******When I want an apple I eat an apple when I want grapes I eat grapes. Leave the poor fruits alone people! ...guess we know where you stand on the whole transgender thing then. BTW~ if you say grape slowly - it SOUNDS like apple! you're evil!! Do you know how long I tried to make oranges sound like gullible? Hey Jim, I think if you stand really close to P5 you can hear the ocean. SparkyMy idea of a fair fight is clubbing baby seals Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
oldwomanc6 60 #18 December 29, 2013 Where is the hiding under the chair emoticon?lisa WSCR 594 FB 1023 CBDB 9 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
promise5 17 #19 December 29, 2013 And just think, they not only trust me to go into a burning building but they also trust me with people's lives. Scary thought isn't it. No matter how slowly you say oranges it never sounds like gullible. Believe me I tried. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,590 #20 December 29, 2013 promise5 And just think, they not only trust me to go into a burning building but they also trust me with people's lives. Scary thought isn't it. Well, if the building is already burning, you can't hurt it much can you?"There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
promise5 17 #21 December 29, 2013 ryoder ***And just think, they not only trust me to go into a burning building but they also trust me with people's lives. Scary thought isn't it. Well, if the building is already burning, you can't hurt it much can you?You would be amazed. No matter how slowly you say oranges it never sounds like gullible. Believe me I tried. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #22 December 29, 2013 wmw999They've been around a long time; I think I bought them in the late 80's or early 90's, I think. I have a feeling that at any given grocery store, they last a few years, lose their customers, and then come back again a few years later, when there are all new customers. Wendy P. maybe that's why they tasted so old.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites