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A very old woman and a newborn baby are stuck in a burning building. You can save one…

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JohnMitchell

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That's just age-discrimination against grown-ups. I suppose if you had a choice between a skinny good-looking half-naked young chick, and a fat half-naked old man, you would choose the skinny chick, eh? Fat people deserve to be saved too...

Like you need to ask??? :P

Hey, the chick might be my wife, right?
Fat old guy's on his own. :P

Fat old guys can handle it. ;) You have to ask yourself why the half naked chick is hanging with a half naked old man. B|:)
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Boogers

Okay: you have a puppy, a kitten, a case of St. Arnold's beer, a bottle of tequila, and an old fat man. Which do you save?

P.S. We're all going to hell for making fun of letting old people die...



Breed of puppy, breed of kitten? These things matter.
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Fat old guys can handle it. ;) You have to ask yourself why the half naked chick is hanging with a half naked old man. B|:)
Sparky



Well obviously, the old man has money.
Hmmm...saving him might be a mutually beneficial arrangement.
"There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones.

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I ethically disagree with you asking to value one life over another. What if it were a newborn and a newborn with a terminal disease? A capitalist and a communist? Christian and Atheist?



A Cub fan and a Sox fan?


No 'real' ethical argument here, you save the newborn for all the standard & logical reasons...hopefully they'll be a productive taxpayer & not be a drain on the healthcare system like the ole bitch is.

~ of course you 'could' possibly be saving a psychopathic serial killer in the making...but two strikes down, ya gotta take a swing at the best pitch ya see at the time.


I just LOL'd for real!! :ph34r::ph34r::ph34r::ph34r:
Always be kinder than you feel.

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airtwardo

******What's with all the fucking house fires around here lately?



Do you know how many tries it's taking for me to set this situation up in real life?? It's fucking harder than it looks!



Ya better get it right PRETTY SOON...we're about out of old ladies! :S

I am NOT telling anyone my address. :o
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Boogers

Okay: you have a puppy, a kitten, a case of St. Arnold's beer, a bottle of tequila, and an old fat man. Which do you save?

P.S. We're all going to hell for making fun of letting old people die...



Probably the tequila….


As for the OP, the baby, duh. We'd probably all die if I went for the old lady… I can barely close my container, I doubt I can huck a full sized human out of a burning building.

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oldwomanc6

*********What's with all the fucking house fires around here lately?



Do you know how many tries it's taking for me to set this situation up in real life?? It's fucking harder than it looks!


Ya better get it right PRETTY SOON...we're about out of old ladies! :S

I am NOT telling anyone my address. :o

What the fuck am I supposed to do with this baby, then? Take it back?
cavete terrae.

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grue

************What's with all the fucking house fires around here lately?



Do you know how many tries it's taking for me to set this situation up in real life?? It's fucking harder than it looks!


Ya better get it right PRETTY SOON...we're about out of old ladies! :S

I am NOT telling anyone my address. :o

What the fuck am I supposed to do with this baby, then? Take it back?

I'll take it! :D
Always be kinder than you feel.

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grue

************What's with all the fucking house fires around here lately?



Do you know how many tries it's taking for me to set this situation up in real life?? It's fucking harder than it looks!


Ya better get it right PRETTY SOON...we're about out of old ladies! :S

I am NOT telling anyone my address. :o

What the fuck am I supposed to do with this baby, then? Take it back?

Well, it ain't mine! :) I guess you're stuck with it. >:(
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***************What's with all the fucking house fires around here lately?



Do you know how many tries it's taking for me to set this situation up in real life?? It's fucking harder than it looks!


Ya better get it right PRETTY SOON...we're about out of old ladies! :S

I am NOT telling anyone my address. :o

What the fuck am I supposed to do with this baby, then? Take it back?

I'll take it! :D

Quickly, before it shits, pisses or cries!
cavete terrae.

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grue

******************What's with all the fucking house fires around here lately?



Do you know how many tries it's taking for me to set this situation up in real life?? It's fucking harder than it looks!


Ya better get it right PRETTY SOON...we're about out of old ladies! :S

I am NOT telling anyone my address. :o

What the fuck am I supposed to do with this baby, then? Take it back?

I'll take it! :D

Quickly, before it shits, pisses or cries!

Too late, it did all those and puked, too!
lisa
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grue

******************What's with all the fucking house fires around here lately?



Do you know how many tries it's taking for me to set this situation up in real life?? It's fucking harder than it looks!


Ya better get it right PRETTY SOON...we're about out of old ladies! :S

I am NOT telling anyone my address. :o

What the fuck am I supposed to do with this baby, then? Take it back?

I'll take it! :D

Quickly, before it shits, pisses or cries!

I'm not afraid of that. :D
Always be kinder than you feel.

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oldwomanc6

*********************What's with all the fucking house fires around here lately?



Do you know how many tries it's taking for me to set this situation up in real life?? It's fucking harder than it looks!


Ya better get it right PRETTY SOON...we're about out of old ladies! :S

I am NOT telling anyone my address. :o

What the fuck am I supposed to do with this baby, then? Take it back?

I'll take it! :D

Quickly, before it shits, pisses or cries!

Too late, it did all those and puked, too!


Sausage grinder + hungry cat = solution to baby
cavete terrae.

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