AggieDave 6 #101 February 6, 2003 burnt orange lizard shit, I bet they have a ton of that in austin at that other school, t.u.--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yardhippie 0 #102 February 6, 2003 What does a school do with a ton of orange lizard shit... sound kinda like a drink at a bar? "Id like one ton of orange lizard shit, thanks." its got a nice ring to it ya think?Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jfields 0 #103 February 6, 2003 Quote burnt orange lizard shit, I bet they have a ton of that in austin at that other school, t.u. Why? Do they specialize in lizard scatology or something? Thinking of transferring? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
n2skdvn 0 #104 February 6, 2003 Just throw him on a plaid shirt that should mess him up!!!!!! if my calculations are correct SLINKY + ESCULATOR = EVERLASTING FUN my site Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #105 February 6, 2003 t.u.'s colors are burnt-orange and white, that was the reference.--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Deuce 1 #106 February 6, 2003 OK. The sad truth. The lizard must have died sometime during the late morning. It was sleeping, I guess, on the hotpad, and expired. It's true, though, slow cooking is best. Yes, it tasted just like chicken. With a nice doughnut-hole glaze.-The weather has got to improve soon. A giant hallucinogenic reptile getting a thousand views means that there's not enough USPA members out there getting current! Now, if I could just do something about the bats.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yardhippie 0 #107 February 6, 2003 -The weather has got to improve soon. A giant hallucinogenic reptile getting a thousand views means that there's not enough USPA members out there getting current! Now, if I could just do something about the bats.... I hear they are good with garlic? Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
n2skdvn 0 #108 February 6, 2003 Quote if I could just do something about the bats.... why dont you and the bats just "hang out"if my calculations are correct SLINKY + ESCULATOR = EVERLASTING FUN my site Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Pammi 0 #109 February 6, 2003 Quote What'd you think of that weasel or whatever it was at Eloy. Ferret. Cute and scary at the same time. So, you want my lizard? ROFL! "you want my lizard" bwahahaha! Can't believe THAT hasn't been replied to yet! hehe Aaaaahhhh. Send him to me. I bet he's cute :) He can live with the rest of the menagerie of ours! Edit: Woops, he's dead. Never mind :) Pammi Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
slim 0 #110 February 7, 2003 I had to explain it to my boss! >>> A good friend will bail you outta jail... A true friend will be sitting next to you saying "That was fucking awesome!!!' Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bbarnhouse 0 #111 February 7, 2003 Geez JP sorry that your lizard died....does your wife know? Bwahhhh "here lizard,lizard,lizard" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cornholio 0 #112 May 18, 2007 I swear this is the one thread that I think is the most humorous that JP every posted. I've read it last night and once again today and I can't stop but laugh. McBeth, read this entire thread and if it makes you smile once, then my job is done. JP, I miss you buddy and your wicked sense of humor. Butthead: Whoa! Burritos for breakfast! Beavis: Yeah! Yeah! Cool! bellyflier on the dz.com hybrid record jump Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wmw999 2,575 #113 February 21, 2014 Quoteas it stays still, it takes on the color of the cabinet, and is harder and harder to see.It's meeeeelllllllttttinnggggggg!!!!!! Wendy P.There is nothing more dangerous than breaking a basic safety rule and getting away with it. It removes fear of the consequences and builds false confidence. (tbrown) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
oldwomanc6 60 #114 February 21, 2014 I guess Deuce does matter.lisa WSCR 594 FB 1023 CBDB 9 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mjosparky 4 #115 February 21, 2014 oldwomanc6I guess Deuce does matter. +1 SparkyMy idea of a fair fight is clubbing baby seals Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wmw999 2,575 #116 February 21, 2014 Part of the brilliance of this thread was that it came one week after the 2003 State of the Union address, and this forum (then called Talkback) contained both political and non-political threads. This was a breath of crazy fresh air. "My three-hole punch rocks" was another. Some people are geniuses sometimes Wendy P. There is nothing more dangerous than breaking a basic safety rule and getting away with it. It removes fear of the consequences and builds false confidence. (tbrown) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #117 February 22, 2014 I swear it wasn't me. I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LouDiamond 1 #118 February 26, 2014 oldwomanc6I guess Deuce does matter. Deuce does matter. Here's to you Deuce."It's just skydiving..additional drama is not required" Some people dream about flying, I live my dream SKYMONKEY PUBLISHING Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
