kallend 2,147 #1 February 28, 2014 www.theprovince.com/health/Workers+USfuneral+home+find+alive+body+after+been+pronounced/9562955/story.html... The only sure way to survive a canopy collision is not to have one. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,590 #2 February 28, 2014 Well, of course the coroner calls is a "miracle". The other explanation is that he screwed up big time! "There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jclalor 12 #3 February 28, 2014 There was a rather simple solution. http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Sh8mNjeuyV4 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #4 February 28, 2014 I would've fainted if I was a funeral home employee. Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wolfriverjoe 1,523 #5 March 1, 2014 ryoder Well, of course the coroner calls is a "miracle". The other explanation is that he screwed up big time! The explanation being given on the news that I heard is that the "dead" guy's pacemaker malfunctioned, so his heart stopped. But then it fired up and restarted the heart after the coroner pronounced him dead and bagged him. I'm gonna go with "screwed up" too."There are NO situations which do not call for a French Maid outfit." Lucky McSwervy "~ya don't GET old by being weak & stupid!" - Airtwardo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #6 March 1, 2014 wolfriverjoe ***Well, of course the coroner calls is a "miracle". The other explanation is that he screwed up big time! The explanation being given on the news that I heard is that the "dead" guy's pacemaker malfunctioned, so his heart stopped. But then it fired up and restarted the heart after the coroner pronounced him dead and bagged him. I'm gonna go with "screwed up" too. My Dad had a defibrillator. For some reason I thought they (pacemaker/defib) ceased functioning depending upon the type of cardiac episode that would render a patient deceased. Is the patient brain damaged for lack of oxygen or anything like that? Anyway, I smell a lawsuit.Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mjosparky 4 #7 March 1, 2014 Just try and imagine the paperwork this is going to generate. SparkyMy idea of a fair fight is clubbing baby seals Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy9o8 2 #8 March 1, 2014 I'd have charged him with trespass. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites