turtlespeed 226 #1 March 5, 2014 I have proof - Russian Style!I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FlyingRhenquest 1 #2 March 5, 2014 Must... not... click... link...I'm trying to teach myself how to set things on fire with my mind. Hey... is it hot in here? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #3 March 5, 2014 FlyingRhenquest Must... not... click... link... Its safe.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 35 #4 March 5, 2014 FlyingRhenquest Must... not... click... link... If it wasn't safe, it would be in my thread. "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
oldwomanc6 60 #5 March 5, 2014 BillyVance ***Must... not... click... link... If it wasn't safe, it would be in my thread. You have a valid point! lisa WSCR 594 FB 1023 CBDB 9 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #6 March 5, 2014 I've known the paper goes the way he suggested but I didn't know it was that way so my "schlong" didn't touch inside the bowl. Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
oldwomanc6 60 #7 March 5, 2014 LuckyMcSwervy I've known the paper goes the way he suggested but I didn't know it was that way so my "schlong" didn't touch inside the bowl. You. Owe. Me. A. Keyboard! lisa WSCR 594 FB 1023 CBDB 9 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #8 March 5, 2014 oldwomanc6 ***I've known the paper goes the way he suggested but I didn't know it was that way so my "schlong" didn't touch inside the bowl. You. Owe. Me. A. Keyboard! My schlong and I are very, very sorry. Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #10 March 5, 2014 LuckyMcSwervy ******I've known the paper goes the way he suggested but I didn't know it was that way so my "schlong" didn't touch inside the bowl. You. Owe. Me. A. Keyboard! My schlong and I are very, very sorry. TPIWWOPI'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 35 #11 March 5, 2014 LuckyMcSwervy I've known the paper goes the way he suggested but I didn't know it was that way so my "schlong" didn't touch inside the bowl. YOU have a schlong??? Thanks for the warning. "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
oldwomanc6 60 #12 March 5, 2014 turtlespeed *********I've known the paper goes the way he suggested but I didn't know it was that way so my "schlong" didn't touch inside the bowl. You. Owe. Me. A. Keyboard! My schlong and I are very, very sorry. TPIWWOPYou want schlong pics? Is there something you want to tell us?lisa WSCR 594 FB 1023 CBDB 9 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #13 March 5, 2014 turtlespeed *********I've known the paper goes the way he suggested but I didn't know it was that way so my "schlong" didn't touch inside the bowl. You. Owe. Me. A. Keyboard! My schlong and I are very, very sorry. TPIWWOP I admit I'm schlongless. Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
fastphil 0 #14 March 5, 2014 "Don't be a deuce bag" My thought for the day, now I'm good to go. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
davjohns 1 #15 March 5, 2014 Most women don't need a schlong. They can usually borrow one any time they want.I know it just wouldnt be right to kill all the stupid people that we meet.. But do you think it would be appropriate to just remove all of the warning labels and let nature take its course. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DrDom 0 #16 March 5, 2014 I guess "The Hunt For Red October" got it right when they said "Russians don't take a dump without a plan". Just as an aside, I don't buy it. If the toilet is dirty enough that you don't want your shlong bumping into it... do you really thing a piece of wet paper is going to protect you from that which is nasty?You are not the contents of your wallet. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DrDom 0 #17 March 5, 2014 turtlespeedI have proof - Russian Style! Shouldnt there be a second video "After you poop you host the Olympic Games then promptly roll tanks into Ukraine"?You are not the contents of your wallet. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 35 #18 March 5, 2014 DrDomI guess "The Hunt For Red October" got it right when they said "Russians don't take a dump without a plan". Just as an aside, I don't buy it. If the toilet is dirty enough that you don't want your shlong bumping into it... do you really thing a piece of wet paper is going to protect you from that which is nasty? Any public toilet, I'll wipe the seat dry, then lay a strip of toilet paper folded in a narrow "V" just enough to cover one side and do the same on the other side, then I'll sit and shit."Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Arvoitus 1 #19 March 5, 2014 DrDomI guess "The Hunt For Red October" got it right when they said "Russians don't take a dump without a plan". Just as an aside, I don't buy it. If the toilet is dirty enough that you don't want your shlong bumping into it... do you really thing a piece of wet paper is going to protect you from that which is nasty? I'm very meticulous about keeping my toilet clean, yet even still if my 'schlong' touches the inside of the bowl I get disgusted and feel the need wash myself. Some people just don't like the idea of their 'schlongs' touching the toilet too much.Your rights end where my feelings begin. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hcsvader 1 #20 March 5, 2014 The next time im in asia i will have to make an instructional video about how to shit in the hole in the ground and clean your ass with a bucket of water Have you seen my pants? it"s a rough life, Livin' the dream >:) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,590 #21 March 5, 2014 hcsvader The next time im in asia i will have to make an instructional video about how to shit in the hole in the ground and clean your ass with a bucket of water Does it involve three seashells?"There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
