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kallend

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Bees are cool. We need them.

The only ones I fucking hate, are yellow jackets. Fuck those little yellow and black striped cocksuckers. Accidentally disturb their underground nest, and they fucking chase your sorry ass all the way across your yard stinging you repeatedly.

Yeah, fuck em. :|

"Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban

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Bees are cool. We need them.

The only ones I fucking hate, are yellow jackets. Fuck those little yellow and black striped cocksuckers. Accidentally disturb their underground nest, and they fucking chase your sorry ass all the way across your yard stinging you repeatedly.

Yeah, fuck em. :|



Yellow Jackets are a type of wasp.

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***Bees are cool. We need them.

The only ones I fucking hate, are yellow jackets. Fuck those little yellow and black striped cocksuckers. Accidentally disturb their underground nest, and they fucking chase your sorry ass all the way across your yard stinging you repeatedly.

Yeah, fuck em. :|



Yellow Jackets are a type of wasp.Yeah, fuck them, hornets and black bumble bees. I got chased off a tractor once when I bush hogged a nest of bumble bees. Just before I jumped into the pond, home to a rather large water moccasin, I stopped for a second look. Thank God they had given up the chase. Tore the bill off my hat and had multiple bumps on the head and neck. Fixed the bastards next day with a match and a little gasoline.
Do your part for global warming: ban beans and hold all popcorn farts.

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BillyVance

***Fixed the bastards next day with a match and a little gasoline.



That's exactly what I did! :D:D:D Fuck em! Meanwhile the old Ford 8N was still running and slicing uphill through some bushes which slowed it down. I took a running short cut and jumped on just before it went through a fence. I always wanted to be a cowboy, and this was my one and only screen test. Had I slipped, I would have been buzzard/coyote bait. :D
Do your part for global warming: ban beans and hold all popcorn farts.

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******Bees are cool. We need them.

The only ones I fucking hate, are yellow jackets. Fuck those little yellow and black striped cocksuckers. Accidentally disturb their underground nest, and they fucking chase your sorry ass all the way across your yard stinging you repeatedly.

Yeah, fuck em. :|



Yellow Jackets are a type of wasp.Yeah, fuck them, hornets and black bumble bees. I got chased off a tractor once when I bush hogged a nest of bumble bees. Just before I jumped into the pond, home to a rather large water moccasin, I stopped for a second look. Thank God they had given up the chase. Tore the bill off my hat and had multiple bumps on the head and neck. Fixed the bastards next day with a match and a little gasoline.

Bumble bees are not aggressive except in defense of their nest. They ARE pollinators.
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kallend

*********Bees are cool. We need them.

The only ones I fucking hate, are yellow jackets. Fuck those little yellow and black striped cocksuckers. Accidentally disturb their underground nest, and they fucking chase your sorry ass all the way across your yard stinging you repeatedly.

Yeah, fuck em. :|



Yellow Jackets are a type of wasp.Yeah, fuck them, hornets and black bumble bees. I got chased off a tractor once when I bush hogged a nest of bumble bees. Just before I jumped into the pond, home to a rather large water moccasin, I stopped for a second look. Thank God they had given up the chase. Tore the bill off my hat and had multiple bumps on the head and neck. Fixed the bastards next day with a match and a little gasoline.

Bumble bees are not aggressive except in defense of their nest. They ARE pollinators.The members of this particular nest are DEAD pollinators. Had they been in another location, they would probably have been spared.
Do your part for global warming: ban beans and hold all popcorn farts.

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I had a nest of those yellowjackets inside my BBQ grill. I tried everything to get rid of em'. When that didn't work, I too went the gasoline/match route but was astonished by the fact that the instant the petrol hit their nest, they ALL dropped dead. That was cool.

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I had a nest of those yellowjackets inside my BBQ grill. I tried everything to get rid of em'. When that didn't work, I too went the gasoline/match route but was astonished by the fact that the instant the petrol hit their nest, they ALL dropped dead. That was cool.

That's the best route. I paper torched a wasp nest once. In the end, I had dozens of pissed off wasps crawling around with burnt wings trying to sting anything. ...not one of my brightest ideas.
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I had a nest of those yellowjackets inside my BBQ grill. I tried everything to get rid of em'. When that didn't work, I too went the gasoline/match route but was astonished by the fact that the instant the petrol hit their nest, they ALL dropped dead. That was cool.



Yellowjackets are not bees.

But they give bees a bad name among the ignorant.
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kallend

***I had a nest of those yellowjackets inside my BBQ grill. I tried everything to get rid of em'. When that didn't work, I too went the gasoline/match route but was astonished by the fact that the instant the petrol hit their nest, they ALL dropped dead. That was cool.



Yellowjackets are not bees.

But they give bees a bad name among the ignorant.Yellow jackets are also two words according to Merriam-Webster's Collegiate Dictionary, Professor.
Do your part for global warming: ban beans and hold all popcorn farts.

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******I had a nest of those yellowjackets inside my BBQ grill. I tried everything to get rid of em'. When that didn't work, I too went the gasoline/match route but was astonished by the fact that the instant the petrol hit their nest, they ALL dropped dead. That was cool.



Yellowjackets are not bees.

But they give bees a bad name among the ignorant.Yellow jackets are also two words according to Merriam-Webster's Collegiate Dictionary, Professor.


They were the only redeeming factor in a Miles Davis concert, where he was too effed-up to earn his keep.
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*********I had a nest of those yellowjackets inside my BBQ grill. I tried everything to get rid of em'. When that didn't work, I too went the gasoline/match route but was astonished by the fact that the instant the petrol hit their nest, they ALL dropped dead. That was cool.



Yellowjackets are not bees.

But they give bees a bad name among the ignorant.Yellow jackets are also two words according to Merriam-Webster's Collegiate Dictionary, Professor.


They were the only redeeming factor in a Miles Davis concert, where he was too effed-up to earn his keep. So you got stung twice?
Do your part for global warming: ban beans and hold all popcorn farts.

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rickjump1

************I had a nest of those yellowjackets inside my BBQ grill. I tried everything to get rid of em'. When that didn't work, I too went the gasoline/match route but was astonished by the fact that the instant the petrol hit their nest, they ALL dropped dead. That was cool.



Yellowjackets are not bees.

But they give bees a bad name among the ignorant.Yellow jackets are also two words according to Merriam-Webster's Collegiate Dictionary, Professor.


They were the only redeeming factor in a Miles Davis concert, where he was too effed-up to earn his keep. So you got stung twice?

No, the Yellowjackets took some of the sting out. ;)
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[ So you got stung twice?



I got stung a bunch of times on two occasions by a horde of yellow jackets. First time as a kid by stupidly sticking a stick at a hole that I noticed those pests flying in and out of in the front yard. Bastards swarmed all over me, and followed me into the house with me screaming. Both of my parents frantically swatted at every last one of them on me or wherever they landed at. They got stung a few times themselves. I had at least 40 stings. I was probably 8 at the time.

Second time was here at my house several years ago while mowing my 3 acres on the riding mower. Ran over a nest and they jumped on me. Motherfuckers chased me all over the goddamn yard. Probably ran at least 150 yards just swatting at them and eventually ripping my shirt off and swinging it at them. Ended up with about 15-20 stings, but I did kill every last one of them cunts. Not just that day, but the next day with gasoline and a stick with a cloth on the end lighted on fire. FOOM!!! :ph34r:
"Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban

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[ So you got stung twice?



I got stung a bunch of times on two occasions by a horde of yellow jackets. First time as a kid by stupidly sticking a stick at a hole that I noticed those pests flying in and out of in the front yard. Bastards swarmed all over me, and followed me into the house with me screaming. Both of my parents frantically swatted at every last one of them on me or wherever they landed at. They got stung a few times themselves. I had at least 40 stings. I was probably 8 at the time.

Second time was here at my house several years ago while mowing my 3 acres on the riding mower. Ran over a nest and they jumped on me. Motherfuckers chased me all over the goddamn yard. Probably ran at least 150 yards just swatting at them and eventually ripping my shirt off and swinging it at them. Ended up with about 15-20 stings, but I did kill every last one of them cunts. Not just that day, but the next day with gasoline and a stick with a cloth on the end lighted on fire. FOOM!!! :ph34r: You must have the right immune system. That many stings would kill some people. Shit.
Do your part for global warming: ban beans and hold all popcorn farts.

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[ So you got stung twice?



I got stung a bunch of times on two occasions by a horde of yellow jackets. First time as a kid by stupidly sticking a stick at a hole that I noticed those pests flying in and out of in the front yard. Bastards swarmed all over me, and followed me into the house with me screaming. Both of my parents frantically swatted at every last one of them on me or wherever they landed at. They got stung a few times themselves. I had at least 40 stings. I was probably 8 at the time.

Second time was here at my house several years ago while mowing my 3 acres on the riding mower. Ran over a nest and they jumped on me. Motherfuckers chased me all over the goddamn yard. Probably ran at least 150 yards just swatting at them and eventually ripping my shirt off and swinging it at them. Ended up with about 15-20 stings, but I did kill every last one of them cunts. Not just that day, but the next day with gasoline and a stick with a cloth on the end lighted on fire. FOOM!!! :ph34r: You must have the right immune system. That many stings would kill some people. Shit.

You can say that again! I was amazed once I learned about that stuff. HAH! FUCK YOU SHITHEADS! I'M STILL HERE BITCHES!!! :D:D:D
"Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban

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