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skydivecat

How NOT to get a girl in bed

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skydivecat

+100 McSwervy!

I agree with a mix of both Vader and Kallend.

I want a guy I can have fun with, be playful with, go do stuff with (in and out of bed), be goofy and laugh with. I also want someone I can talk to, be real with, and rely on as a partner... Anyone know someone like that??? B|



Well hello there :ph34r:
You have peeked my interest..especially with the (in and out of bed) part :P

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Here's a good one. Mack has a guest do a line on his channel, and the guest puts some text on his video clip, so Mack calls the girl in the text and propositions her on the guest's behalf.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kr6Kf2zMbuk
I'm trying to teach myself how to set things on fire with my mind. Hey... is it hot in here?

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david3

******Now if he had sent me videos of him doing THIS at the gym, we would be having a totally different discussion...
https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=10202606187450571



OMG... that's a riot!! I admit I'm going to try that in the morning. :D:D:D

;):D

Video please.:P

OMG... I'm not that graceful at 5am. :D:D:D
Always be kinder than you feel.

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I want a guy I can have fun with, be playful with, go do stuff with (in and out of bed), be goofy and laugh with. I also want someone I can talk to, be real with, and rely on as a partner...



As much as this is what I always go for, every time a girl has told me that's what they want, in the end what they really meant is "I want someone to complain to about everything 360 days of the year... The remaining days we can go and have fun and be playful".

;)

As for the topic title, pretty sure I could write a book on that. :o

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LuckyMcSwervy

*********Now if he had sent me videos of him doing THIS at the gym, we would be having a totally different discussion...
https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=10202606187450571



OMG... that's a riot!! I admit I'm going to try that in the morning. :D:D:D

;):D

Video please.:P

OMG... I'm not that graceful at 5am. :D:D:D
If you need any help uploading that video just ask.

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LuckyMcSwervy

***+100 McSwervy!

I want a guy I can have fun with, be playful with, go do stuff with (in and out of bed), be goofy and laugh with. I also want someone I can talk to, be real with, and rely on as a partner... Anyone know someone like that??? B|

[:/]

I think they call that a Labrador.

Seriously, I think many guys are happy with that. It's all the things the woman expects of HIM that's an issue.

A buddy once told me that guys marry girls hoping they will never change and get upset when they do. Girls marry guys with the intent of changing them and get upset when they won't.
I know it just wouldnt be right to kill all the stupid people that we meet..

But do you think it would be appropriate to just remove all of the warning labels and let nature take its course.

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david3

************Now if he had sent me videos of him doing THIS at the gym, we would be having a totally different discussion...
https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=10202606187450571



OMG... that's a riot!! I admit I'm going to try that in the morning. :D:D:D

;):D

Video please.:P

OMG... I'm not that graceful at 5am. :D:D:D
If you need any help uploading that video just ask.

:P I didn't get out of bed in time for a morning workout.
Always be kinder than you feel.

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Meso

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I want a guy I can have fun with, be playful with, go do stuff with (in and out of bed), be goofy and laugh with. I also want someone I can talk to, be real with, and rely on as a partner...



As much as this is what I always go for, every time a girl has told me that's what they want, in the end what they really meant is "I want someone to complain to about everything 360 days of the year... The remaining days we can go and have fun and be playful".

;)

As for the topic title, pretty sure I could write a book on that. :o


LOL! Best reply to a forum award! :D

All too true! :D

or wait..should be this face :|

wait..needs more sadness [:/]

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Meso

*** "I want someone to complain to about everything 360 days of the year... The remaining days we can go and have fun and be playful".




Hmmm wonder what 5 days those are? His Birthday, Steak and Blowjob Day, Start of Hunting Season, Her Birthday, and Wedding Anniversary? The latter two are if he's smart not to forget and get her something she likes. :P
"Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban

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skydivecat

Haha, but if you notice, McSwervy and I are the single ones here... Maybe you guys are just really bad at picking the right women. ;)

Saying that and actually MEANING that (and being able to back it up) are two very different things!



I'm picky as hell. Being picky saves me from needing to bitch. My days of training boys are long gone. :D
Always be kinder than you feel.

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LuckyMcSwervy

***Haha, but if you notice, McSwervy and I are the single ones here... Maybe you guys are just really bad at picking the right women. ;)

Saying that and actually MEANING that (and being able to back it up) are two very different things!



I'm picky as hell. Being picky saves me from needing to bitch. My days of training boys are long gone. :D

Well, that's half the problem. Way to many ladies are looking for a boyfriend.
If ladies want a manfriend than that's me :)

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******Haha, but if you notice, McSwervy and I are the single ones here... Maybe you guys are just really bad at picking the right women. ;)

Saying that and actually MEANING that (and being able to back it up) are two very different things!



I'm picky as hell. Being picky saves me from needing to bitch. My days of training boys are long gone. :D

Well, that's half the problem. Way to many ladies are looking for a boyfriend.
If ladies want a manfriend than that's me :)
Ladies do not want a Secret Squirrel "manfriend". ;)
Always be kinder than you feel.

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LuckyMcSwervy

*********Haha, but if you notice, McSwervy and I are the single ones here... Maybe you guys are just really bad at picking the right women. ;)

Saying that and actually MEANING that (and being able to back it up) are two very different things!



I'm picky as hell. Being picky saves me from needing to bitch. My days of training boys are long gone. :D

Well, that's half the problem. Way to many ladies are looking for a boyfriend.
If ladies want a manfriend than that's me :)
Ladies do not want a Secret Squirrel "manfriend". ;)

LOL, OMG! Where's the smiley face with the rolling eyes.:P

*rolls eyes*

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skydivecat

"Then again, with the way some of the young kids go about things, we'd have our pick!"

Yes... you probably would. Guys my age (early 30s) act like middle schoolers when it comes to relationships. It isn't even worth it.



30s are the new 20s, get it over with!
I'm standing on the edge
With a vision in my head
My body screams release me
My dreams they must be fed... You're in flight.

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WOW, that is quite a limb. Try he approached me after soccer, asked for my number, texted for about a week, I met him and his buddies for wings and football that Sunday, paid my own way and never saw him again once his texts revealed what a self centered one track minded guy he was.

Think whatever you want, you have quite an imagination. This site never ceases to amaze me.

edited to add, in case it wasn't clear, didn't sleep with him, no vendetta, shared for a laugh...

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