Thoughts Found on the 'Net

[JerryBaumchen 1,468]

Hi out there in B-F-Land,

1. If your too open-minded, your brains tend to fall out.

2. Age is a very high price to pay for maturity.

3. Going to church doesn't make you a christian, anymore than standing in a garage makes you a car.

4. Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.

5. If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you've never tried before.

6. My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance.

7. Not one shred of evidence supports the notion that life is serious.

8. It's easier to get forgiveness than permission.

9. For every action there is an equal and opposite goverment program.

10. If you look like your passport picture, you probably need the trip.



JerryBaumchen

[councilman24 37]

Your supposed to be looking for a bar tacker! What's with this crap?

But my kind of philosophy.

I'm old for my age.
Terry Urban
D-8631
FAA DPRE

[JerryBaumchen 1,468]

Hi out there in B/F-Land,

And more:

11. Bills travel through the mail twice as fast as checks do.

12. A conscience hurts when all of your other parts feel good.

13. Eat well, stay fit, die anyway.

14. Men are from earth. Women are from earth. Deal with it.

15. No man has ever been shot while doing the dishes.

16. A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.

17. Middle age is when the broadness of the mind and narrowness of the waist change places.

18. Opportunities always look bigger going than coming

19. Junk is something you've kept for years and throw away three weeks before you need it.

20. There is always one more imbecile than you counted on.



JerryBaumchen