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oldwomanc6

***OK kids, gotta board. Catcha later tonight. Be good. LOL



Have a great trip; hopefully all those brats aren't on your flight! :ph34r:

Luckily, they headed to Chicago while I headed to Philadelphia. There was a little screamer a few rows up but I put on Fast and the Furious 6 and promptly nodded off thanks to a Benadryl. I'm afraid I'm getting sick. My throat hurts and it's getting hard to swallow. :(
Always be kinder than you feel.

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oldwomanc6

I hope not! :( That would be injury added to insult! :P



I know, right?! So many people at the hotel and in the airport just cough and sneeze and don't cover. I had a feeling I was coming down with something. Oh well. As long as I'm better by Christmas week, I'm happy. B|
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LuckyMcSwervy

***I hope not! :( That would be injury added to insult! :P



I know, right?! So many people at the hotel and in the airport just cough and sneeze and don't cover. I had a feeling I was coming down with something. Oh well. As long as I'm better by Christmas week, I'm happy. B|

Emergence C
I don't think that's the way it's spelled but you have the idea. Start taking it to head off the creeping crud.
No matter how slowly you say oranges it never sounds like gullible.
Believe me I tried.

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Andy9o8

***Here's another one fresh from my Inbox:

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Davjohns



:)


You realize, of course, that was Johnson who sent that to you, don't you?

I just saw this. Thank you to whoever gave that response and :P to Andy. :D
I know it just wouldnt be right to kill all the stupid people that we meet..

But do you think it would be appropriate to just remove all of the warning labels and let nature take its course.

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promise5

******I hope not! :( That would be injury added to insult! :P



I know, right?! So many people at the hotel and in the airport just cough and sneeze and don't cover. I had a feeling I was coming down with something. Oh well. As long as I'm better by Christmas week, I'm happy. B|

Emergence C
I don't think that's the way it's spelled but you have the idea. Start taking it to head off the creeping crud.

Ouch. Today is a sick day. Just took some Nyquil Cold and Flu Nighttime and now a throat lozenge to try to numb my throat. Hurts to swallow, like little razors are in there. Oh well, that's God's way of punishing me for turning down a long weekend of casual sex with a married, retired pro athlete who has ADD and a STD. For real. :S
Always be kinder than you feel.

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LuckyMcSwervy

*********I hope not! :( That would be injury added to insult! :P



I know, right?! So many people at the hotel and in the airport just cough and sneeze and don't cover. I had a feeling I was coming down with something. Oh well. As long as I'm better by Christmas week, I'm happy. B|

Emergence C
I don't think that's the way it's spelled but you have the idea. Start taking it to head off the creeping crud.

Ouch. Today is a sick day. Just took some Nyquil Cold and Flu Nighttime and now a throat lozenge to try to numb my throat. Hurts to swallow, like little razors are in there. Oh well, that's God's way of punishing me for turning down a long weekend of casual sex with a married, retired pro athlete who has ADD and a STD. For real. :S

Wow. Not sure how you resisted that one...
I know it just wouldnt be right to kill all the stupid people that we meet..

But do you think it would be appropriate to just remove all of the warning labels and let nature take its course.

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Ouch. Today is a sick day. Just took some Nyquil Cold and Flu Nighttime and now a throat lozenge to try to numb my throat. Hurts to swallow, like little razors are in there. Oh well, that's God's way of punishing me for turning down a long weekend of casual sex with a married, retired pro athlete who has ADD and a STD. For real. :S



***Wow. Not sure how you resisted that one...

I know, right? Well, it was REALLY hard to resist the 70+ year old gentlemen who asked me if I wanted to be his girlfriend when I come to Florida or he goes up to Atlantic City. I could stay on his "boat" (80' yacht) on the Intracoastal and he'll fly me down every weekend so I can shop, go to dinner, gamble and be his good luck charm in the casino. Or he'd take me to the Bahamas, wherever I'd like to go. But he can go all night at his age (so he says) because he takes Viagra. Woohoo. What a catch. :|
Always be kinder than you feel.

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Ouch. Today is a sick day. Just took some Nyquil Cold and Flu Nighttime and now a throat lozenge to try to numb my throat. Hurts to swallow, like little razors are in there. Oh well, that's God's way of punishing me for turning down a long weekend of casual sex with a married, retired pro athlete who has ADD and a STD. For real. :S



***Wow. Not sure how you resisted that one...


I know, right? Well, it was REALLY hard to resist the 70+ year old gentlemen who asked me if I wanted to be his girlfriend when I come to Florida or he goes up to Atlantic City. I could stay on his "boat" (80' yacht) on the Intracoastal and he'll fly me down every weekend so I can shop, go to dinner, gamble and be his good luck charm in the casino. Or he'd take me to the Bahamas, wherever I'd like to go. But he can go all night at his age (so he says) because he takes Viagra. Woohoo. What a catch. :|

Oh, my. You really need to jetison that parfum you've been wearing. What is it? Eau du Desperation? lol

It's not you. Pretty sure many women can recite the same tales. If you are friendly (even in a setting where it is just part of your job) you must be really turned on by the guy, right?
I know it just wouldnt be right to kill all the stupid people that we meet..

But do you think it would be appropriate to just remove all of the warning labels and let nature take its course.

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LuckyMcSwervy

*********I hope not! :( That would be injury added to insult! :P



I know, right?! So many people at the hotel and in the airport just cough and sneeze and don't cover. I had a feeling I was coming down with something. Oh well. As long as I'm better by Christmas week, I'm happy. B|

Emergence C
I don't think that's the way it's spelled but you have the idea. Start taking it to head off the creeping crud.

Ouch. Today is a sick day. Just took some Nyquil Cold and Flu Nighttime and now a throat lozenge to try to numb my throat. Hurts to swallow, like little razors are in there. Oh well, that's God's way of punishing me for turning down a long weekend of casual sex with a married, retired pro athlete who has ADD and a STD. For real. :S

Yeah, ADD can be a real turn-off. [:/]

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In a lover?

"Oh, yes. That's it. Like that. Yes! Yes! Ye....look, a squirrel!"
I know it just wouldnt be right to kill all the stupid people that we meet..

But do you think it would be appropriate to just remove all of the warning labels and let nature take its course.

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promise5

***In a lover?

"Oh, yes. That's it. Like that. Yes! Yes! Ye....look, a squirrel!"




:D:D:D

You're laughing because it happened to you or you did it?
I know it just wouldnt be right to kill all the stupid people that we meet..

But do you think it would be appropriate to just remove all of the warning labels and let nature take its course.

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davjohns

In a lover?

"Oh, yes. That's it. Like that. Yes! Yes! Ye....look, a squirrel!"



For reasons I won't get into (nothing kinky; sorry), our second kid was probably conceived in the bed that was in the same bedroom where our older kid's crib was located at the time. And there was an animal-toy mobile hanging from the middle of the ceiling.... :D

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nothing kinky; sorry



Weaksauce. :|


Sigh, what can I say? The (then-) toddler liked to crawl into bed w/us and fall asleep. So often-times if Wife & I wanted to get any action, we'd have to move over into the kid's room to do it.

If you like, I can make something up.

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Andy9o8

************I hope not! :( That would be injury added to insult! :P



I know, right?! So many people at the hotel and in the airport just cough and sneeze and don't cover. I had a feeling I was coming down with something. Oh well. As long as I'm better by Christmas week, I'm happy. B|

Emergence C
I don't think that's the way it's spelled but you have the idea. Start taking it to head off the creeping crud.

Ouch. Today is a sick day. Just took some Nyquil Cold and Flu Nighttime and now a throat lozenge to try to numb my throat. Hurts to swallow, like little razors are in there. Oh well, that's God's way of punishing me for turning down a long weekend of casual sex with a married, retired pro athlete who has ADD and a STD. For real. :S

Yeah, ADD can be a real turn-off. [:/]

LOL Yes. :ph34r:
Always be kinder than you feel.

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davjohns

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Ouch. Today is a sick day. Just took some Nyquil Cold and Flu Nighttime and now a throat lozenge to try to numb my throat. Hurts to swallow, like little razors are in there. Oh well, that's God's way of punishing me for turning down a long weekend of casual sex with a married, retired pro athlete who has ADD and a STD. For real. :S



***Wow. Not sure how you resisted that one...


I know, right? Well, it was REALLY hard to resist the 70+ year old gentlemen who asked me if I wanted to be his girlfriend when I come to Florida or he goes up to Atlantic City. I could stay on his "boat" (80' yacht) on the Intracoastal and he'll fly me down every weekend so I can shop, go to dinner, gamble and be his good luck charm in the casino. Or he'd take me to the Bahamas, wherever I'd like to go. But he can go all night at his age (so he says) because he takes Viagra. Woohoo. What a catch. :|

Oh, my. You really need to jetison that parfum you've been wearing. What is it? Eau du Desperation? lol

It's not you. Pretty sure many women can recite the same tales. If you are friendly (even in a setting where it is just part of your job) you must be really turned on by the guy, right?

I know, right? I must look desperate because I'm always there alone or maybe a girlfriend. I just try to be nice to everyone, at first. :S
Always be kinder than you feel.

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