What is one thing that you will absolutely never understand the appeal of?

[airtwardo 7]

Cats...and Neon colored parachutes.

~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~

[NWFlyer 2]

airtwardo

Cats...and Neon colored parachutes.

Says the cat lover with the yellow/orange and orange/white/blue parachutes.

I won't argue with you on cats. They are total buttheads (but I do love 'em anyway). But neon parachutes are most awesome for their visibility! I love colors that pop out of the sky, not ones that disappear (especially in late day winter light... ugh!).

"There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke

[oldwomanc6 60]

airtwardo

Cats...and Neon colored parachutes.

CATS? What is wrong with you?

lisa
WSCR 594
FB 1023
CBDB 9

[airtwardo 7]

When I was on the left coast a couple weeks back, I pulled up behind a fully decked out 10' high 4WD truck at a stoplight.

Bumper sticker said "Cats Flattened While You Wait"

The license plate read ~ FLTKTTY

Man after my own heart!

~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~

[shropshire 0]

kids

4x4s (SUVs) in an Urban environment

vegans

smokers

druggies

Alcho-pops

Astrology

Kids

mushrooms

Alcohol-free beer WTFingF?

e-cigarettes

KIDS

RAP

Trikes (m/cycles)

vanity registration plates on cars

(.)Y(.)
Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome

[airtwardo 7]

Hats on dogs...and Hair Extentions

~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~

[champu 1]

Tink1717

Mac haters

F0:C0:FF:1A:55:11

[ryoder 1,590]

shropshire

Alcohol-free beer WTFingF?

It's for people who don't like getting drunk, but still enjoy urinating.

"There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones.

[FlyingRhenquest 1]

airtwardo

Cats...and Neon colored parachutes.

I'd think neon colored parachutes would be a lot easier to find if you ever have to cut away. I had an awesome idea for parachute colors; camouflage on top and blue and white tie-die on the bottom. I'd totally pull the trigger on that one if I didn't think I'd die in a mid-air collision the first time I jumped it. I like my rainbow-colored one. You can't use the excuse that you're color-blind for not seeing me!

I'm trying to teach myself how to set things on fire with my mind. Hey... is it hot in here?

[LuckyMcSwervy 0]

airtwardo

Hats on dogs...and Hair Extentions

Does that mean you would find sombreros on cats appealing?

Always be kinder than you feel.

[airtwardo 7]

LuckyMcSwervy

***
Hats on dogs...and Hair Extentions

Does that mean you would find sombreros on cats appealing?

Don't tease me!

~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~

[LuckyMcSwervy 0]

airtwardo

******
Hats on dogs...and Hair Extentions

Does that mean you would find sombreros on cats appealing?

Don't tease me!

Always be kinder than you feel.

[david3 0]

hcsvader

Materialism.

Why do people think they need to own so many things?

You're trying too hard.

[wmw999 2,545]

That particular poster probably has everything he owns in a large backpack -- in his case, it's probably not reaching that much
Wendy P.

There is nothing more dangerous than breaking a basic safety rule and getting away with it. It removes fear of the consequences and builds false confidence. (tbrown)

[david3 0]

wmw999

That particular poster probably has everything he owns in a large backpack -- in his case, it's probably not reaching that much
Wendy P.

I know. He tells us in every post he makes.

[oldwomanc6 60]

Gratuitous hugging.

I barely want to shake your hand, what makes you think I want to touch even more of you?

lisa
WSCR 594
FB 1023
CBDB 9

[promise5 17]

I USE to be able to just sit and relax and enjoy having a nice pedicure. No worries, nothing to think about but just relaxing.

Just got a pedicure and did I enjoy it like I use to? NO!!!!!! The whole time I kept thinking about my toes and if the guy went for my toe I was going to face plant him.

Dang it!!!!!

No matter how slowly you say oranges it never sounds like gullible.
Believe me I tried.

[ryoder 1,590]

promise5

I USE to be able to just sit and relax and enjoy having a nice pedicure. No worries, nothing to think about but just relaxing.

Just got a pedicure and did I enjoy it like I use to? NO!!!!!! The whole time I kept thinking about my toes and if the guy went for my toe I was going to face plant him.

Dang it!!!!!

We need to talk to the guy to ensure nothing kinky happens;
Please send him our contact info.

"There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones.

[promise5 17]

ryoder

***I USE to be able to just sit and relax and enjoy having a nice pedicure. No worries, nothing to think about but just relaxing.

Just got a pedicure and did I enjoy it like I use to? NO!!!!!! The whole time I kept thinking about my toes and if the guy went for my toe I was going to face plant him.

Dang it!!!!!

We need to talk to the guy to ensure nothing kinky happens;
Please send him our contact info.

Not a chance!!!

No matter how slowly you say oranges it never sounds like gullible.
Believe me I tried.

[Amazon 7]

oldwomanc6

Gratuitous hugging.

I barely want to shake your hand, what makes you think I want to touch even more of you?

Hmmppphhh

[Amazon 7]

promise5

I USE to be able to just sit and relax and enjoy having a nice pedicure. No worries, nothing to think about but just relaxing.

Just got a pedicure and did I enjoy it like I use to? NO!!!!!! The whole time I kept thinking about my toes and if the guy went for my toe I was going to face plant him.

Dang it!!!!!

ROFL

[oldwomanc6 60]

Amazon

***Gratuitous hugging.

I barely want to shake your hand, what makes you think I want to touch even more of you?

Hmmppphhh

I didn't mean you. I would take a hundred hugs from you.
And a kiss. :-*

lisa
WSCR 594
FB 1023
CBDB 9

[airtwardo 7]

oldwomanc6

Gratuitous hugging.

I barely want to shake your hand, what makes you think I want to touch even more of you?

If ya knew where my HANDS had been...you'd rather hug me!

~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~

[Amazon 7]

oldwomanc6

******Gratuitous hugging.

I barely want to shake your hand, what makes you think I want to touch even more of you?

Hmmppphhh

I didn't mean you. I would take a hundred hugs from you.
And a kiss. :-*

[hcsvader 1]

david3

***That particular poster probably has everything he owns in a large backpack -- in his case, it's probably not reaching that much
Wendy P.

I know. He tells us in every post he makes.

i also like to take my pants off

Have you seen my pants?
it"s a rough life, Livin' the dream
>:)