airtwardo 7 #26 January 22, 2008 I'm sure if Billy were he'd tell ya... When he wants to whisper sweet nothings to her...dim the lights. And if she's gonna tell stories behind yer back it's called a deaf 'reach around'. ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ladydyver 0 #27 January 22, 2008 Quote Quote [shaking head].....I just don't even know how to respond to this Simple. Just appreciate me for the deep thinker that I am. Walt Been there done that as you well know........DPH # 2 "I am not sure what you are suppose to do with that, but I don't think it is suppose to flop around like that." ~Skootz~ I have a strong regard for the rules.......doc! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LisaH 0 #28 January 22, 2008 Quote Im sure women have been trying to signal you for years....... but just in case you get a deaf one hear is a helpful tool to help you translate the hand signals!! http://www.apples4theteacher.com/translate.html Wow, 17 hand signals for "shut the fuck up Walt." Be yourself! MooOOooOoo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jewels 0 #29 January 22, 2008 Hey, it's good to have options! Sometimes people don't get the message when you say it one way and you have to try another! TPM Sister #102 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The_Don 0 #30 January 22, 2008 Don't worry. "Left Lucy" or "Right Rosie" will put him to sleep! I am NOT being loud. I'm being enthusiastic! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LisaH 0 #31 January 22, 2008 Quote Hey, it's good to have options! Sometimes people don't get the message when you say it one way and you have to try another! He'll *never* get the message! Be yourself! MooOOooOoo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #32 January 22, 2008 Flame ON! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydemon2 0 #33 January 22, 2008 Whats up with the kitty? Switching sides? Are you done with the cows? Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone! I like to start my day off with a little Ray of Soulshine™!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #34 January 22, 2008 Gee, it's not like I asked the age old question about how a blind guy knows when he's done wiping his ass! Although I do often wonder about that too. Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RALFFERS 0 #35 January 22, 2008 Quote Another thing I wonder is if handicapped people ever wanna go "parking" so they can make out in the car but shy away from it because they would have to use the really close-in parking spaces and people would see them. Walt I'm not shy Dialogue/commentary between Divot, Twardo & myself - "from your first Oshkosh when the three of us were riding to or from one of Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LisaH 0 #36 January 22, 2008 Quote Whats up with the kitty? Switching sides? Are you done with the cows? Bite yer tongue! Never! Be yourself! MooOOooOoo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #37 January 22, 2008 Quote Gee, it's not like I asked the age old question about how a blind guy knows when he's done wiping his ass! Although I do often wonder about that too. Walt I wonder.... If you eat Fruity Pebbles for 2 days straight...do ya poop in tye-dye? ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LisaH 0 #38 January 22, 2008 Quote Quote Gee, it's not like I asked the age old question about how a blind guy knows when he's done wiping his ass! Although I do often wonder about that too. Walt I wonder.... If you eat Fruity Pebbles for 2 days straight...do ya poop in tye-dye? I'm so taking a box of those to him the next time I visit. Be yourself! MooOOooOoo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydemon2 0 #39 January 22, 2008 I can hear it now, alright you cows I got me a new animal and yawl have to be mooooo ving on now! Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone! I like to start my day off with a little Ray of Soulshine™!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydivermom 0 #40 January 22, 2008 I'll ask my teacher when I go to my Sign Language Class on Wednesday night. NOOOOOTTTT!! Mrs. WaltAppel All things work together for good to them that love God...Romans 8:28 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LisaH 0 #41 January 22, 2008 Quote I'll ask my teacher when I go to my Sign Language Class on Wednesday night. NOOOOOTTTT!! I dare you. MUAHBe yourself! MooOOooOoo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LisaH 0 #42 January 22, 2008 Quote I can hear it now, alright you cows I got me a new animal and yawl have to be mooooo ving on now! You make it sound...ummm.... Be yourself! MooOOooOoo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
billeisele 130 #43 January 22, 2008 QuoteIm sure women have been trying to signal you for years....... but just in case you get a deaf one hear is a helpful tool to help you translate the hand signals!! http://www.apples4theteacher.com/translate.html Ever wonder what the site owner thinks when they get a bunch of hits the same night?Give one city to the thugs so they can all live together. I vote for Chicago where they have strict gun laws. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydivermom 0 #44 January 22, 2008 Funny thing is, I could actually sign the question to the teacher, and no one else in the class would know what I was talking about. It would be hilarious to see the expression on her face though. Anyway, Walt saw me signing with a couple of deaf guys at the dropzone this weekend. Leave it to him to take something beautiful to the gutter! Mrs. WaltAppel All things work together for good to them that love God...Romans 8:28 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 35 #45 January 22, 2008 You've got to be bored or drunk or both, I dunno... Deafies don't need to scream. If you fuck 'em and they're laying there like a goddamn wet rag, you're doing it wrong. "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LisaH 0 #46 January 22, 2008 Quote Funny thing is, I could actually sign the question to the teacher, and no one else in the class would know what I was talking about. It would be hilarious to see the expression on her face though. Anyway, Walt saw me signing with a couple of deaf guys at the dropzone this weekend. Leave it to him to take something beautiful to the gutter! That's what he does. It's his second job. You go girl! Keep doing your wonderful stuff. Be yourself! MooOOooOoo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydivermom 0 #47 January 22, 2008 Oh man Billy!!!I was waiting for you to come on here!! Glad you hadn't turned in for the night. That't funny right there! Mrs. WaltAppel All things work together for good to them that love God...Romans 8:28 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #48 January 22, 2008 Quote You've got to be bored or drunk or both, I dunno... None of the above. I'm just naturally curious. Quote Deafies don't need to scream. If you fuck 'em and they're laying there like a goddamn wet rag, you're doing it wrong. "Deafies"? Is that an official term? I hope so 'cuz I like it! Thinkin' about it, I'd say the odds of me having sex with a deaf chick or any other chick are remote at best, so I won't need to worry about the wet rag thing.Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #49 January 22, 2008 Quote I'm not shy Somehow that doesn't surprise me.Do you have those rockin' handicap license plates? If you do and I visit you sometime, we're taking your car every place we go! Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #50 January 22, 2008 Quote Anyway, Walt saw me signing with a couple of deaf guys at the dropzone this weekend. Leave it to him to take something beautiful to the gutter! Ok, maybe I've gone too far this time and owe the deaf community an apology. Nah, they wouldn't hear me anyway!!!Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
