18 year old teen goes on chicken massacre when his mother didn't fix his relationship

[BillyVance 35]

You know.... being a native Alabamian, it's a given that we tend to have more weird news than most other states. The fun part is wondering what the next weird news story is going to be about.

http://www.al.com/news/huntsville/index.ssf/2015/06/alabama_teen_goes_on_chicken_m.html#incart_river

This guy is a fucking shitbrick.

The chicken jokes in the comments section are hilarious though.

"Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban

[billvon 3,116]

>The chicken jokes in the comments section are hilarious though.


From the comments: "Last thing im gonna say before I get off this site for good. I made a mistake in what I said last night. When I said I was gonna live with Haden and his dad. I forgot to mention that I have to get approval to live with him because the man doesnt know me. Thats all."

This could turn out to be more fun than watching a Wasilla wedding.

[CanuckInUSA 0]

Hope you don't mind if a bunch of Calgarians get a huge laugh out of this. There is a local alternative rock radio station I listen to when I commute to and from work each day and they are always going on about how messed up Florida is. Now there is no guarantee they will use this story in a future broadcast, but I did forward the URL to them and it is right up their ally for the materials they use. ROFLMAO.

Try not to worry about the things you have no control over

[monkycndo 0]

Only in Bama.

Mommy, make my girlfriend love me or I'll off your chickens.

That guy could run for congress and most likely win.

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CanuckInUSA

Hope you don't mind if a bunch of Calgarians get a huge laugh out of this. There is a local alternative rock radio station I listen to when I commute to and from work each day and they are always going on about how messed up Florida is. Now there is no guarantee they will use this story in a future broadcast, but I did forward the URL to them and it is right up their ally for the materials they use. ROFLMAO.

Florida...... Alabama..... same muddy gene pool.

[oldwomanc6 60]

I don't know if this is super scary or super funny. I'm leaning more toward the scary side.

lisa
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[ryoder 1,590]

And still not one chicken-choking joke.

"There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones.

[oldwomanc6 60]

ryoder

And still not one chicken-choking joke.

That joke was already used in the comments.

lisa
WSCR 594
FB 1023
CBDB 9

[headoverheels 334]

ryoder

And still not one chicken-choking joke.

That was in the comments.

[TriGirl 343]

CanuckInUSA

Hope you don't mind if a bunch of Calgarians get a huge laugh out of this. There is a local alternative rock radio station I listen to when I commute to and from work each day and they are always going on about how messed up Florida is. Now there is no guarantee they will use this story in a future broadcast, but I did forward the URL to them and it is right up their ally for the materials they use. ROFLMAO.

I have no doubt this will end up on the Titus podcast. Christopher Titus will guess the kid is from Florida. Bombshell Rae will note the kid was from Alabama, but that he was being forced to move to Florida. One of them will comment that he's now where he belongs.

See the upside, and always wear your parachute! -- Christopher Titus

Shut Up & Jump!

[jumpsalot-2 3]

Legal Adult goes on chicken killing spree..... who is next on his list .....

Life is short ... jump often.