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just stepped out my front door barefoot onto my Astroturf doormat. and got stung directly on the instep buy a red wasp. Damn! That hurt. time for a chemical jihad on the nest's in the barn

i have on occasion been accused of pulling low . My response. Naw I wasn't low I'm just such a big guy I look closer than I really am .

[FlyingRhenquest 1]

That's why I never go outside without wearing at least ninja boots. You can stomp the hell out of anything smaller than a possum.

I'm trying to teach myself how to set things on fire with my mind. Hey... is it hot in here?

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oh the little bastards. I know what to do for a bee sting. but I guess there's not shit you can do for a wasp sting. he is done gone and took his stinger with it

i have on occasion been accused of pulling low . My response. Naw I wasn't low I'm just such a big guy I look closer than I really am .

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it's my own damn fault I should have been wearing my flip flops with the "Chris Martin memorial "skydiving modification.

i have on occasion been accused of pulling low . My response. Naw I wasn't low I'm just such a big guy I look closer than I really am .

[oldwomanc6 60]

Yikes! I can sympathize with you, though.

Back in the dark ages, as a child, I stepped on a bee and got stung in the same place. I also stepped on a scorpion as an adult, and that hurt like hell, too!

The bottom of your feet are very sensitive.

lisa
WSCR 594
FB 1023
CBDB 9

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for some reason the attachment would not load . of the picture of my flip flop modification. but that just reminded me when I was a young child in Germany I walked around the corner of the 3 story apartment building somebody had been barbecuing and dumped all the hot coals onto ground and I unintentionally did a fire walk.

i have on occasion been accused of pulling low . My response. Naw I wasn't low I'm just such a big guy I look closer than I really am .

[BillyVance 35]

That fucking little shit.

One time I opened the front door only to have a wasp drop suddenly right on my fucking hand and sting it. Gave it a good stomping.

Did I ever tell the story about running over a nest of yellow jackets with my riding mower?

Those motherfuckers chased me the length of a football field all the fucking way to my front door. I was doing the funky chicken dance while running and slapping the motherfuckers off me. Fucking assholes...



ETA - I went back to the underground nest with some gasoline and a long stick with a gas-soaked rag wrapped around one end. Poured some gas down the hole and on the rag, lit the rag and touched it to the hole.... FOOOM!!!! Burn in hell bitches!

"Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban

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at night carrying a Coleman lantern blood trailing a bow kille. deer .suddenly the ground gave away under my foot and Yellow Jackets came boiling up out of the ground . that really sucked . I took off running once I got into an open field. I gently sat the Coleman lantern down while still at a dead run then had to run the other side of the field strip down naked and beat them out of my clothes

i have on occasion been accused of pulling low . My response. Naw I wasn't low I'm just such a big guy I look closer than I really am .

[oldwomanc6 60]

Remind me not to piss you off.

lisa
WSCR 594
FB 1023
CBDB 9

[keithbar 1]

damnit my foot still hurts and now it also itches.

i have on occasion been accused of pulling low . My response. Naw I wasn't low I'm just such a big guy I look closer than I really am .