promise5 17 #1 December 16, 2015 Yes my family has a warped sense of humor. Dad to mom:What do you want for Christmas? Mom: A gift certificate to the crematory because then I know you'll cremate me because you wouldn't want to waste that money. Yes we're warped .No matter how slowly you say oranges it never sounds like gullible. Believe me I tried. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #2 December 16, 2015 promise5Yes my family has a warped sense of humor. Dad to mom:What do you want for Christmas? Mom: A gift certificate to the crematory because then I know you'll cremate me because you wouldn't want to waste that money. Yes we're warped . Logical and sensible. I know what I want for xmas.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
promise5 17 #3 December 16, 2015 Don't start !!!!! No matter how slowly you say oranges it never sounds like gullible. Believe me I tried. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 35 #4 December 16, 2015 promise5 Don't start !!!!! Don't start what? "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #5 December 16, 2015 BillyVance ***Don't start !!!!! Don't start what? No idea what she's talking about.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
piisfish 140 #6 December 17, 2015 a 15'000 piece puzzle of the MH17 scissors beat paper, paper beat rock, rock beat wingsuit - KarlM Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AlanS 1 #7 December 17, 2015 Not sure if this counts but ... When my grandmother was older and getting senile and just turned 90 she wanted to get a motor-cycle (dirt bike). About 10 years earlier (when she was younger and senile) my cousin got a motor cycle and she hoped on the back and said let's go for a ride. Which they did. This was typical for her. In fact when I first started skydiving in college, I had two people I was concerned about talking about skydiving in front of. #1 My mom because she would freak out, and #2 my grandmother (dad's side) because I was concerned she would want to come along and I as a college student wasn't comfortable with the idea of bringing my grandmother to the drop-zone. Looking back on it now, I totally should have brought her along. In fact, if there is a "skydiving gene" I know who I got mine from. Thanks grandma. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
oldwomanc6 60 #8 December 18, 2015 My 25 year old son wants a high-quality clipper to shave his head.lisa WSCR 594 FB 1023 CBDB 9 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,590 #9 December 18, 2015 oldwomanc6 My 25 year old son wants a high-quality clipper to shave his head. I don't blame him: https://serialprincess.files.wordpress.com/2012/03/boshiwa_kids_carnival_2-1.jpg"There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
oldwomanc6 60 #10 December 18, 2015 ryoder ***My 25 year old son wants a high-quality clipper to shave his head. I don't blame him: https://serialprincess.files.wordpress.com/2012/03/boshiwa_kids_carnival_2-1.jpgThe only thing missing is the bald guy behind this group. lisa WSCR 594 FB 1023 CBDB 9 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
