Andy_Copland 0 #1 March 15, 2007 Is it natural for a step mother to absolutely hate your guts if you're the satan spawn of her husband and his ex? My old chaps Mrs has never liked me, i can go into the house, smile happily and say "Hello!" and get nothing but a scowl back, it humiliates my old man and used to make me feel like crap until i realised shes just a cunt and it didnt matter what she thinks of me. I visit my dad who lives 5 minutes away from me about 3 times a year because of "misery arse maxine" as i call her and i tell him that. Personally i think i am just a reminder that my old chap once had his love lance in my mums front bum and she cant handle that. So tonight he wants to go out for a pint and we are extremely bad influences on each other. Him with 14 years in the military drinking + me just being a piss head = Interesting results when he goes back to cuntchops.1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mailin 0 #2 March 15, 2007 Can't offer any advice or anything... but did want to say that your 'slang' is hilarious to read. I gotta get to the UK to hear it first hand from the 'locals' some day. JenArianna Frances Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kingbunky 3 #3 March 15, 2007 Quotemy old chap once had his love lance in my mums front bum "Hang on a sec, the young'uns are throwin' beer cans at a golf cart." MB4252 TDS699 killing threads since 2001 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Squeak 17 #4 March 15, 2007 Not a bad opening statementYou are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky) My Life ROCKS! How's yours doing? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bozo 0 #5 March 15, 2007 QuoteNot a bad opening statement here, here bozo Pain is fleeting. Glory lasts forever. Chicks dig scars. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
warpedskydiver 0 #6 March 15, 2007 I thought this was merely a light hearted thread about you treating someones step mum like a true slapper. Geez well yeah people have problems and take it out on others, best to just avoid her. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
warpedskydiver 0 #7 March 15, 2007 Hand him a fiver at the pub and if he asks what that is it for, tell him it's for a fedex bag and some tape. Or tell him its for batteries to his flashlight so he can find his balls and dump her ass ASAP. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kbordson 8 #8 March 15, 2007 So.... is that like yelling out "Hey Asshole?" And do I just respond "WHAT!" QuoteIs it natural for a step mother to absolutely hate your guts if you're the satan spawn of her husband and his ex? No... it's not natural to hate the stepchildren, in fact that should be the rare, rare exception. Prior to getting married, she should have knowed that yer pa had been previously hitched and had the young'ns. Unless he was very good at hiding you in a shoeboox. So she knew what she was stepping into. Well......... but not having experienced your true abilities as the satan spawn, I might not be giving her the benefit of the doubt. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 35 #9 March 15, 2007 You sound like one of those Monty Python people! "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pincheck 0 #10 March 15, 2007 for you I think she is making a exception for which you should thank her for going to all that trouble Now shouldn't you be somewhere else like hanging about at bust stops or throwing bricks at kids mailin you really don't want to hear him me and woody where bleeding from the ears when we had to come to think of it shouldn't you be with woody Billy-Sonic Haggis Flickr-Fun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Squeak 17 #11 March 15, 2007 QuoteYou sound like one of those Monty Python people! He cant reply, he's still locked out This post was moved from the Womens forun, so handy cant even reply Poor BastardYou are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky) My Life ROCKS! How's yours doing? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 35 #12 March 15, 2007 QuoteQuoteYou sound like one of those Monty Python people! He cant reply, he's still locked out This post was moved from the Womens forun, so handy cant even reply Poor Bastard He posted THIS in the women's forum?!? LMAO!! "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 37 #13 March 15, 2007 QuoteHe posted THIS in the women's forum?!? LMAO!! Yeah, I didn't think calling a woman "cuntchops" was really appropriate for that forum. She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Squeak 17 #14 March 15, 2007 QuoteQuoteHe posted THIS in the women's forum?!? LMAO!! Yeah, I didn't think calling a woman "cuntchops" was really appropriate for that forum. I'm sure he meant it as a term of endearmentYou are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky) My Life ROCKS! How's yours doing? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #15 March 15, 2007 QuoteQuoteQuoteHe posted THIS in the women's forum?!? LMAO!! Yeah, I didn't think calling a woman "cuntchops" was really appropriate for that forum. I'm sure he meant it as a term of endearment Yeah...no doubt 'regional' slang...somewhere in the universe I'm sure it's a compliment! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rick 67 #16 March 15, 2007 but doesn't everybody that really gets to know you hate you? You can't be drunk all day if you don't start early! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pincheck 0 #17 March 15, 2007 No we just get him drunk then laugh at him Billy-Sonic Haggis Flickr-Fun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ifall 0 #18 March 15, 2007 Quote He posted THIS in the women's forum?!? LMAO!! Is he trying to get banned from as many forums as he can? I missed it, what did he get banned for? Can he read the bonfire threads and just not respond? That could make for some fun for the rest of us. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mamajumps 0 #19 March 15, 2007 I have been a step mom for 10 years now, it is quite possibly the hardest thing I have ever done. My son, was 18 months when I met his dad, I tried from the very begining to bond with him, it has never happened. I love him very much and care for him deeply, I want to see him grow up and be successful, but we have a very distant relationship because he hates me. No, he hasnt told me to my face, but I have overheard him tell his younger brothers and sisters that. And also in his over all "mannerisms" its very apparent. I am very strict, but not just with him, I am with all the kids, they all have chores and do others things around the house as needed. All of my kids do have alot on their shoulders b/c I am the only parent there full time, there dad works 3 hours away at a DZ and isnt home very much, so its upto me to be the fulltime parent to 4 kids. Im sure my story has nothing to do with yours, but I just wanted to chime in as a step-mom. I think I am pretty good, but whenever my son gets his feathers fluffed he runs to dad who has told me for the past 10 years that I don't love him like I do the kids we had together, well he's right, I can't love him like I do the kids I carried for 9 months, but it doesnt mean I love him any less. I would take a bullet for him just as I would my biological kids. I work fulltime and scarafice ALOT so that they can have more... hopefully one day they will all appreciate it, becuase right now they don't.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pincheck 0 #20 March 15, 2007 QuoteQuote He posted THIS in the women's forum?!? LMAO!! Is he trying to get banned from as many forums as he can? I missed it, what did he get banned for? Can he read the bonfire threads and just not respond? That could make for some fun for the rest of us. yes he can what a shame so please take the piss all you want He said you all should yah know Billy-Sonic Haggis Flickr-Fun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ifall 0 #21 March 15, 2007 QuoteQuoteQuote He posted THIS in the women's forum?!? LMAO!! Is he trying to get banned from as many forums as he can? I missed it, what did he get banned for? Can he read the bonfire threads and just not respond? That could make for some fun for the rest of us. yes he can what a shame so please take the piss all you want He said you all should yah know Awww, I don't know if we should he sent me a PM once and seemed genuinely nice. Wait, do you think he was hitting on me? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pincheck 0 #22 March 15, 2007 was the pikey git picking your wallet at the time Billy-Sonic Haggis Flickr-Fun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ifall 0 #23 March 15, 2007 Quotewas the pikey git picking your wallet at the time How'd you know? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pincheck 0 #24 March 15, 2007 well it was either that or he was trying to cop a feel from woody Billy-Sonic Haggis Flickr-Fun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 35 #25 March 15, 2007 QuoteQuote He posted THIS in the women's forum?!? LMAO!! Is he trying to get banned from as many forums as he can? I missed it, what did he get banned for? Can he read the bonfire threads and just not respond? That could make for some fun for the rest of us. Skymama answered that question earlier in this thread. Something about using the word "cuntchops" on the womens only forum. I don't know what he's banned from specifically, but because he hasn't posted since, it seems like the entire forum is off-limits... you can find out by checking his profile page or memberlist for his name and see when his last post was..."Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
