champu 1 #1 November 19, 2004 you wake up in the morning... and you have to piss like a racehorse... unfortunately... someone's already been awake for a while... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Unstable 9 #2 November 19, 2004 Morning wood's never really stopped me from letting nature do it's business. You gotta just let your stuff know who's boss, man....=========Shaun ========== Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Frenchy68 0 #3 November 19, 2004 The mere reading of the title makes me horny! "For once you have tasted Absinthe you will walk the earth with your eyes turned towards the gutter, for there you have been and there you will long to return." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Muenkel 0 #4 November 19, 2004 OMG, just when I thought every topic has been covered here! But it is completely true! BTW, I voted for peeing off the balcony. _________________________________________ Chris Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Frenchy68 0 #5 November 19, 2004 QuoteBTW, I voted for peeing off the balcony. Peing from altitude is OK. As long as you don't do it into the (relative) wind! "For once you have tasted Absinthe you will walk the earth with your eyes turned towards the gutter, for there you have been and there you will long to return." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Muenkel 0 #6 November 19, 2004 QuoteBTW, I voted for peeing off the balcony. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Peing from altitude is OK. As long as you don't do it into the (relative) wind! Well D'uh! _________________________________________ Chris Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
feuergnom 29 #7 November 19, 2004 option 5: have a good-morning-screw and take a leak afterwards The universal aptitude for ineptitude makes any human accomplishment an incredible miracle dudeist skydiver # 666 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest #8 November 19, 2004 Quoteyou wake up in the morning... and you have to piss like a racehorse... unfortunately... someone's already been awake for a while... "I come awake With a gift for womankind You're still asleep But the gift don't seem to mind..." mh . Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 35 #9 November 19, 2004 Quote Morning wood's never really stopped me from letting nature do it's business. You gotta just let your stuff know who's boss, man.... If you're a U.S. Marine, all you gotta do is yell: "DICK, AT EASE!" "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mnealtx 0 #10 November 19, 2004 QuoteQuote Morning wood's never really stopped me from letting nature do it's business. You gotta just let your stuff know who's boss, man.... If you're a U.S. Marine, all you gotta do is yell: "DICK, AT EASE!" But what if it disobeys the order? He'll end up having to give it a dishonorable discharge, and his other half is gonna be pissed!!! Mike I love you, Shannon and Jim. POPS 9708 , SCR 14706 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
adamjenner 0 #11 November 19, 2004 QuoteAs long as you don't do it into the (relative) wind! I wish i knew that last night, i was so drunk and well you can guess the rest. Next time i'll be sure to downwind it Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
flyingferret 0 #12 November 19, 2004 Kiss your partner awake, take care of the morning wood, then go pee.....the best solution.-- All the flaming and trolls of wreck dot with a pretty GUI. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Caseadilla 0 #13 November 19, 2004 Theres two ways i know how to take care of it. Do the lean over and pee. Or start way back and do the walk up as your stream gets shorter Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RoysPlayThing 0 #14 November 19, 2004 When a man gets a morning wood, I really think he needs to turn to his woman to fix it and then go pee... I mean come on now! Must we waste it?? _______________________________________________ My mind is like a parachute...it functions only when open. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kingbunky 3 #15 November 19, 2004 QuoteTheres two ways i know how to take care of it. Do the lean over and pee. Or start way back and do the walk up as your stream gets shorter ....or just jump in the shower and let it fly. come on now, don't go "ewwwwww", you've all done it at some point. "Hang on a sec, the young'uns are throwin' beer cans at a golf cart." MB4252 TDS699 killing threads since 2001 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mnealtx 0 #16 November 19, 2004 Quoteyou wake up in the morning... and you have to piss like a racehorse... unfortunately... someone's already been awake for a while... Slam it in the door a few times until the morning wood goes away, then go pee. Then go back to bed and take care of business... ... she'll appreciate the extra swelling, anyway Mike I love you, Shannon and Jim. POPS 9708 , SCR 14706 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Granimal 0 #17 November 19, 2004 I've always thought of morning wood as more of a blessing then a curse. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydiver30960 0 #18 November 19, 2004 Oh, God I think I'm blind. I just got this mental picture of you standing at the john in the early morning light, looking down at your woody and saying... "I simply HAVE to write the people at dz.com about this one!" Elvisio "morning sex rocks, though" Rodriguez Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 37 #19 November 19, 2004 I don't understand what this thread is about. She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
flyingferret 0 #20 November 19, 2004 Well....handy google Most healthy men wake up in the morning with an erection. The slang term for this is "morning wood." This is normal and it's fairly common. Men have several erections a night as part of their sleep cycle. Many times they wake up and find they are still erect. A man's penis becomes erect ("hard") in response to sexual arousal, excitement, and deep relaxation, such as what's experienced in deep dreaming sleep. An erection is caused by a rush of blood to the penis. A man's penis, especially a young man's penis, can also become erect without any kind of arousing stimulation — this is called a "spontaneous erection." Hope this information helps!-- All the flaming and trolls of wreck dot with a pretty GUI. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
coconutmonkey 0 #21 November 19, 2004 Hey, thanks for noticin' y'allHearts & Minds 2 to the Heart- 1 to the Mind- Home of the Coconut Lounge, Spa, & Artillery Range Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
only_at_120 0 #22 November 19, 2004 well speaking for myself skymamma, i have been laughing my behind off!!!! lol to funny Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ACMESkydiver 0 #23 November 19, 2004 QuoteA man's penis becomes erect ("hard") in response to sexual arousal, excitement, and deep relaxation, such as what's experienced in deep dreaming sleep. QUICK!!!!! Where's the number to that hypnotherapy course I saw on the internet?!? ~Jaye Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ACMESkydiver 0 #24 November 19, 2004 QuoteI've always thought of morning wood as more of a blessing then a curse. Most women would agree...~Jaye Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kelel01 1 #25 November 19, 2004 I heard you can sit down. Does that work? When I picture it in my mind (ew), it sure as hell doesn't seem to. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
