turtlespeed 226 #1 April 20, 2016 He was inspired and HS helped invent an awesome device to help track the "go". Congrats Walt! Should Be SFW.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gowlerk 2,275 #2 April 21, 2016 The crapometer. Nice job...,err good work. Could make piles, of cash.Always remember the brave children who died defending your right to bear arms. Freedom is not free. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #3 April 21, 2016 gowlerkThe crapometer. Nice job...,err good work. Could make piles, of cash. He'll be flush in no time as it all piles up!I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnMitchell 16 #4 April 21, 2016 Funny. And I was expecting a toilet with ruler markings in the bottom. I don't know if that thing would be too accurate, what with your feet being on the floor. I wonder if the instructions are to hold your feet up while you go. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
normiss 895 #5 April 21, 2016 Sounds like a crappy idea to me. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gowlerk 2,275 #6 April 21, 2016 JohnMitchell Funny. And I was expecting a toilet with ruler markings in the bottom. I don't know if that thing would be too accurate, what with your feet being on the floor. I wonder if the instructions are to hold your feet up while you go. In 1901 a doctor did experiments to determine the weight of a soul. He put dying patients on a bed with scales. By carefully observing the moment of death, and the scales, he determined that a soul weighs 21 grams. This is similar in a very different way. Either way, a pile of shit. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Duncan_MacDougall_%28doctor%29Always remember the brave children who died defending your right to bear arms. Freedom is not free. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #7 April 21, 2016 normiss Sounds like a crappy idea to me. That's a shitty thing to say.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DanG 1 #8 April 21, 2016 I don't know why this thread is still going. It should have stopped at post #2. - Dan G Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
normiss 895 #9 April 21, 2016 Don't go taking the piss out of it! It's becoming almost diarrhetic. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #10 April 21, 2016 normissDon't go taking the piss out of it! It's becoming almost diarrhetic. Yo guys act like its a waste product.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
headoverheels 334 #11 April 21, 2016 I don't know if that thing would be too accurate, what with your feet being on the floor. I wonder if the instructions are to hold your feet up while you go. With only a resolution of half a pound, it wouldn't be all that useful. Not that it is useful anyway. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gowlerk 2,275 #12 April 21, 2016 headoverheels I don't know if that thing would be too accurate, what with your feet being on the floor. I wonder if the instructions are to hold your feet up while you go. With only a resolution of half a pound, it wouldn't be all that useful. Not that it is useful anyway. Everyone wants to know. Come to think of it, maybe we need a toilet that can measure the water level. That way you could have an app to calculate both the volume, and with the scale specific gravity. You could keep your records in icloud with all the other shit Apple knows about you.Always remember the brave children who died defending your right to bear arms. Freedom is not free. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #13 April 21, 2016 gowlerk *** I don't know if that thing would be too accurate, what with your feet being on the floor. I wonder if the instructions are to hold your feet up while you go. With only a resolution of half a pound, it wouldn't be all that useful. Not that it is useful anyway. Everyone wants to know. Come to think of it, maybe we need a toilet that can measure the water level. That way you could have an app to calculate both the volume, and with the scale specific gravity. You could keep your records in icloud with all the other shit Apple knows about you. It could Bluetooth to your iPhone and fit bit and keep track. That's a lot of crap to be putting on a spreadsheet though.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnMitchell 16 #14 April 22, 2016 headoverheels With only a resolution of half a pound, it wouldn't be all that useful. Not that it is useful anyway. Inquiring minds want to know. . . Yeah, lot of money to spend when most people have a digital scale in the bathroom. Before, after, a little math . . . Voila! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #15 April 24, 2016 JohnMitchell *** With only a resolution of half a pound, it wouldn't be all that useful. Not that it is useful anyway. Inquiring minds want to know. . . Yeah, lot of money to spend when most people have a digital scale in the bathroom. Before, after, a little math . . . Voila! Never underestimate the laziness of the American Human.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnMitchell 16 #16 April 24, 2016 turtlespeed Never underestimate the laziness of the American Human. One of my favorite sayings is "The more you know, the less you need." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
