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For some reason that does seem to be the case....
I guess it just comes down to the fact that we do all of that stupid shit we've been thinking of while working :D:D

“The sum of intelligence on the planet is a constant; the population is growing.” - George Bernard Shaw
He who dies with the most toys, wins.....
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Question: Do you Euro folk do the bowling talk when you think someone isn't cut out for skydiving? I'm making condescending comments on youtube but there is no point if they wont get it. :D



"Bowling talk".... Care to explain this??? Cuz I don't know wtf this means :$
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if a student proves time and time again that skyjumping might not be for them!?




Ahaaa.... Now I get it.....
We do take them aside and tell them that we feel that they will cause themselves or someone elses death if they contiue.. Then we refunds them the ammount of the fee that is left in their DZ account.
“The sum of intelligence on the planet is a constant; the population is growing.” - George Bernard Shaw
He who dies with the most toys, wins.....
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You roll this big,heavy ball down a wooden lane and try to knock down these things called pinsB|:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D
I know,I know...fuck you Bry:P



No comment necessary..... :P
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He who dies with the most toys, wins.....
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if a student proves time and time again that skyjumping might not be for them!?




Ahaaa.... Now I get it.....
We do take them aside and tell them that we feel that they will cause themselves or someone elses death if they contiue.. Then we refunds them the ammount of the fee that is left in their DZ account.


It's not so much that they'll be a danger as a pain in the ass to teach because they suck so bad. I almost got the bowling talk from my instructors. :D

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You give em their money back!!!!!

Man....you are a nice guy:)
Bry



Yep but only if WE flunk them.
If they quit on their own they doesn't get a refund.
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He who dies with the most toys, wins.....
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if a student proves time and time again that skyjumping might not be for them!?




Ahaaa.... Now I get it.....
We do take them aside and tell them that we feel that they will cause themselves or someone elses death if they contiue.. Then we refunds them the ammount of the fee that is left in their DZ account.


It's not so much that they'll be a danger as a pain in the ass to teach because they suck so bad. I almost got the bowling talk from my instructors. :D


And you have been injury free????? :D:D:D:D
“The sum of intelligence on the planet is a constant; the population is growing.” - George Bernard Shaw
He who dies with the most toys, wins.....
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if a student proves time and time again that skyjumping might not be for them!?




Ahaaa.... Now I get it.....
We do take them aside and tell them that we feel that they will cause themselves or someone elses death if they contiue.. Then we refunds them the ammount of the fee that is left in their DZ account.


It's not so much that they'll be a danger as a pain in the ass to teach because they suck so bad. I almost got the bowling talk from my instructors. :D


And you have been injury free????? :D:D:D:D


Danger to others and danger to oneself are completely different. :D

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if a student proves time and time again that skyjumping might not be for them!?




Ahaaa.... Now I get it.....
We do take them aside and tell them that we feel that they will cause themselves or someone elses death if they contiue.. Then we refunds them the ammount of the fee that is left in their DZ account.


It's not so much that they'll be a danger as a pain in the ass to teach because they suck so bad. I almost got the bowling talk from my instructors. :D


And you have been injury free????? :D:D:D:D


Danger to others and danger to oneself are completely different. :D


Well that is an argument that we probably could keep alive for awhile :P
If I find myself on the same DZ as you I'll make sure to exit AFTER you and always pull higher :D:D:D:D
“The sum of intelligence on the planet is a constant; the population is growing.” - George Bernard Shaw
He who dies with the most toys, wins.....
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if a student proves time and time again that skyjumping might not be for them!?




Ahaaa.... Now I get it.....
We do take them aside and tell them that we feel that they will cause themselves or someone elses death if they contiue.. Then we refunds them the ammount of the fee that is left in their DZ account.


It's not so much that they'll be a danger as a pain in the ass to teach because they suck so bad. I almost got the bowling talk from my instructors. :D


And you have been injury free????? :D:D:D:D


Danger to others and danger to oneself are completely different. :D


Well that is an argument that we probably could keep alive for awhile :P
If I find myself on the same DZ as you I'll make sure to exit AFTER you and always pull higher :D:D:D:D


You mostly just gotta watch out for me on the ground. :P

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You roll this big,heavy ball down a wooden lane and try to knock down these things called pinsB|:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D
I know,I know...fuck you Bry:P




Shit I though we were supposed to drop them out of the plane and try to hit the trailersswoop pond:o:|


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Sounds pretty relaxing at least. :)
I'm giddy like a little school girl. I get to go to my cottage in WI with my family for most of the week. It's not the family part I'm giddy about it's that I'm going back for the first time in over a year and I just love the place. I missed it so much. [:/] Skydiving devoured my life last year.

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if a student proves time and time again that skyjumping might not be for them!?




Ahaaa.... Now I get it.....
We do take them aside and tell them that we feel that they will cause themselves or someone elses death if they contiue.. Then we refunds them the ammount of the fee that is left in their DZ account.


It's not so much that they'll be a danger as a pain in the ass to teach because they suck so bad. I almost got the bowling talk from my instructors. :D


And you have been injury free????? :D:D:D:D


Danger to others and danger to oneself are completely different. :D


Well that is an argument that we probably could keep alive for awhile :P
If I find myself on the same DZ as you I'll make sure to exit AFTER you and always pull higher :D:D:D:D


You mostly just gotta watch out for me on the ground. :P


Thanx... Might be good to know B|
“The sum of intelligence on the planet is a constant; the population is growing.” - George Bernard Shaw
He who dies with the most toys, wins.....
dudeist skydiver # 19515
Buy quality and cry once!

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Morning all.

againim just about ready for bed. got the next 8 days off work. the alberta provincial skydiving comeption is this week/end. got an otter comming on wednesday :)
gotta put together a 4-way team and start training:P

and my brother is comming to visit for the week:)
Its going to be a great week!

Happy monday suckers!!!

Have you seen my pants?
it"s a rough life, Livin' the dream
>:)

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