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It's Friday you bunch of __________!!!!

Good Morning!!!!:)
What's up over there across the pond Mikey???

And thanks,now we have snow in my section of the world...just had to spread the love didn't ya>:(

:D:D

The Bry Guy

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D.S.#13(Dudeist Skdiver)

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Morning there you TWAT :D


Well still nice and quiet here today ;)
I don't have any big plans for today so far, but some jumping plans for the week end B|

AND.... I got invited for a balloon jump on Monday... So if the weather decides to cooperate it's going to be a GOOOOOOD Monday for a change :D:D

“The sum of intelligence on the planet is a constant; the population is growing.” - George Bernard Shaw
He who dies with the most toys, wins.....
dudeist skydiver # 19515
Buy quality and cry once!

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Twat!!??!!
Who you calling a twat???
Don't make me fire up the private jet and come over there to kick some ass!!!>:(>:(
:D:D

Hey how cold is too cold for you to jump...always hated jumping when the ground temp. dropped below like 40 degrees:o

Gonna get video for us on that balloon jump???


Bry


BTW...man did I have a great ride to the 'burgh yesterday...rain,sleet and a 1 hour traffic jam>:(

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D.S.#13(Dudeist Skdiver)

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Twat!!??!!
Who you calling a twat???
Don't make me fire up the private jet and come over there to kick some ass!!!>:(>:(
:D:D



Just get your old ass over here and I'll turn you upside down and shake the small change out of your pockets mate :D:D


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Hey how cold is too cold for you to jump...always hated jumping when the ground temp. dropped below like 40 degrees:o

Gonna get video for us on that balloon jump???



Well.... -25°C (-13°F) are the lowest allowed....

And HELL YEAH!!!! I'm gonna have video of it B|

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Bry


BTW...man did I have a great ride to the 'burgh yesterday...rain,sleet and a 1 hour traffic jam>:(



That sucks mate :(
Good thing you got back home in one piece :)
“The sum of intelligence on the planet is a constant; the population is growing.” - George Bernard Shaw
He who dies with the most toys, wins.....
dudeist skydiver # 19515
Buy quality and cry once!

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Well,ya gonna have to do alot of shaking to get ANY change out of this poor man's pocketsB|

-13...you guys lost your minds over there???!!!???



Hell ya I made it back in one piece,if someone hit me it would have been at 2miles/hourB|

Bry

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D.S.#13(Dudeist Skdiver)

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Well..... It's not always the initial accident that gets you.

Was reading about an accident here in Sweden yesterday.
On a 60ft high bridge there was some kind of minor accident and one of the involved guys called his boss to say he was going to be a bit late due to the accident.....

Then he was just gone....

The Police found him a couple of hours later below the bridge... Somehow he (probably) slipped and fell off that bridge...... :o

“The sum of intelligence on the planet is a constant; the population is growing.” - George Bernard Shaw
He who dies with the most toys, wins.....
dudeist skydiver # 19515
Buy quality and cry once!

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:o:o:o

Guess he never or will never make it back to work[:/]

Take your snow back too!!!
Bry



Uhhhmmm... Nope.... He died from the fall... [:/]


And.... HELL NO..... You can keep that snow...... :P
“The sum of intelligence on the planet is a constant; the population is growing.” - George Bernard Shaw
He who dies with the most toys, wins.....
dudeist skydiver # 19515
Buy quality and cry once!

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Yeah,bro!:)
Welcome to my thread of mindless dribble that takes place every morning....feel free to sit and have a cup with us.
And sometimes it does even have it's moments of....

well,ok mindless dribble:P

:D:D

Bry

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D.S.#13(Dudeist Skdiver)

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little boy: mummy is god a girl or a boy?

mummy: why god is both girl and boy

little boy: mummy is god black or white?

mummy: why god is both black and white

little boy: mummy is god gay or strait?

mummy: why god is both gay and strait

little boy: mummy is god Michael Jackson?
“The sum of intelligence on the planet is a constant; the population is growing.” - George Bernard Shaw
He who dies with the most toys, wins.....
dudeist skydiver # 19515
Buy quality and cry once!

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Yeah,bro!:)
Welcome to my thread of mindless dribble that takes place every morning....feel free to sit and have a cup with us.
And sometimes it does even have it's moments of....

well,ok mindless dribble:P

:D:D

Bry



I think I'll stick with mindless divel instead, Bry...

My boss might notice if I sit around dribbling mindlessly.

EDIT: Besides, even though I ain't single, I'm quite sure that I'd not want to convey that kind of image of myself to my female coworkers.
"That formation-stuff in freefall is just fun and games but with an open parachute it's starting to sound like, you know, an extreme sport."
~mom

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Yeah that's the dude like spirit of it B|



Nah... He has quit being dude last week. :P


Who quit being a dude??? :o
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He who dies with the most toys, wins.....
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Yeah that's the dude like spirit of it B|



Nah... He has quit being dude last week. :P


Who quit being a dude??? :o


Format. In written form.


Oooops, must have missed that one :S
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Yeah that's the dude like spirit of it B|



Nah... He has quit being dude last week. :P


Who quit being a dude??? :o


Format. In written form.


Oooops, must have missed that one :S


Format did it because he did not like the possibility of some very-un-dude guy (like his archenemy on our DZ) join the same religion as him. So he undude himself before that happens.

Now, there is no way that I could organize dudeist 5-way. Oh, well....[:/]
dudeist skydiver #42

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Hey you fucking fucker ass hole biotch!!!! :D:D:D





How did the Access lab go yesterday????? ;)

“The sum of intelligence on the planet is a constant; the population is growing.” - George Bernard Shaw
He who dies with the most toys, wins.....
dudeist skydiver # 19515
Buy quality and cry once!

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:D:D:D:D


You got Access in your home computer???
Might be a good idea to do some extra practise ;)
“The sum of intelligence on the planet is a constant; the population is growing.” - George Bernard Shaw
He who dies with the most toys, wins.....
dudeist skydiver # 19515
Buy quality and cry once!

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Yep,I've got Access right here at home too!

Got a whole assignment to do,helllWe only spend one hour on beginning the assignment so i've got alot to keep me busy this fine weekend...just got to get motivated:S:S


Bry

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If ya ain't buisy with access someone might come over and tear down the curtains/blinds :P

“The sum of intelligence on the planet is a constant; the population is growing.” - George Bernard Shaw
He who dies with the most toys, wins.....
dudeist skydiver # 19515
Buy quality and cry once!

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