truckerjean 0 #1 March 31, 2008 1. Never say "first time" without beer money in your pocket. 2. Always paint your toenails from the big toe out, always paint your fingernails from the outside in, and always paint your sleeping buddy's nails very carefully and deny it in the morning. 3. Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder. 4. Never, ever, get in the car with Liz. 5. "style and accuracy" is getting in the right plane with your new, $400, taylor-made jumpsuit on. 6. If you don't pull that chute string, you get no beer! 7. "I never payed a girl to sleep with me! I paid her to get the hell out afterward!" Thanks, Motski...coulda gone my whole life... 8. I do this for fun, not to prove I'm better even though I am. 9. Ground support is important! How else are you gonna get your arms out of that jumpsuit before you pee your pants? 10. If I were a bird, I'd sing too! Blue skies!can I borrow a jump ticket real quick? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
