Not a newbie, but incomplete.

[PLFKING 4]

Because I started posting before the "Introductions" forum was even a glint in Sangiro's eye, I've since felt incomplete because I never got an official greeting from Andrea, or even a "Hi and Welcome" from Firecat.....I've always felt I was missing something....something vital to the very essence of life itself.
If you could oblige me, I would then be able to return to my humble and lonely life a happy man.
Don

[ladyskydiver 0]

Awww...you poor thing....

Hi and welcome.

Life is short! Break the rules! Forgive quickly! Kiss slowly! Love truly, Laugh uncontrollably. And never regret anything that made you smile.

[skymama 37]

Oh geez....Don, you got a big ol' hug and a kiss from me last weekend. That's more than most people get! It's always more, more, more with you, isn't it?

Welcome to the Intros forum, Don. I hope you'll feel complete now.

skymama walking off, shaking her head and muttering, "geez o pete!"

She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man,
because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon

[sarge 0]

Hilarious!

Good for you. You got a hug... a kiss.. etc.. from mom, then you come crying here like it wasn't enough??? Now you want ackonwledgement as well?

You shoulda gotten video!

Geez....
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I'm done with the personally meaningful and philosophical sigs!!

[jumperconway 0]

skymama walking off, shaking her head and muttering, "geez o pete!"

[jumperconway 0]

http://www.dropzone.com/cgi-bin/forum/gforum.cgi?post=366915#366915

Like this?

[skymama 37]

Yes, but I was teaching you how to do it in pm's, not in the forums!

She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man,
because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon

[outofit 0]

welcome dude if that makes u feel better! btw, i was in the same predicament and meanie greenie moved my first time story over to talkback so consider yourself fortunate!

It is better to be dead and cool than alive and uncool!

[blewaway5 0]

I'm sure that you were posting before I was, but I, too, was around before the intro forum was up and running. Of course, I'm one of those people who just love leading the trend, so I couldn't resist being the absolute first (yep, beer) to post an intro. The reason I bring this up is because I went back and looked at that slightly old thread, and you know what? I never got a skymama greeting either. Now I know I really don't know her, but damn, all the sudden I'm feeling left out too.

Truman Sparks for President

[skymama 37]

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meanie greenie moved my first time story over to talkback so consider yourself fortunate!

Well, Don DID send me a Christmas card last year.

Now that I think about it, you called me "meanie greenie" which could be construed as a personal attack. That's not a good thing to do to greenies, you know, we have all the fancy buttons to ban your ass.

She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man,
because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon

[Jessica 0]

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If you could oblige me, I would then be able to return to my humble and lonely life a happy man.

With these words, you have triggered within me an almost irrepressible urge to berate, abuse, and physically and psychically injure you.

Welcome to the forums!

Skydiving is for cool people only

[PLFKING 4]

Thank you Andi and Cora. Words cannot describe the sense of peace and serenity I feel now.

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you have triggered within me an almost irrepressible urge to berate, abuse, and physically and psychically injure you.

I wish you would....it's been far too long since you have. Try to come up with some new material though, okay ?

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If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled?

I am highly offended by this flip remark. My grandmother was a mute sow.

(also...you misspelled "psychicly").


Don

[yardhippie 0]

Umm... I guess welcome, even though you been here longers than me! I never turn down a chance to help a fellow dropzoner in need! (and be a post whore!)

Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD
"What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me
"Anything you want." ~ female skydiver
Mohoso Rodriguez #865

[Jessica 0]

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(also...you misspelled "psychicly").

Negative, you grandson of a disgruntled pig. Check m-w.com.

Skydiving is for cool people only

[sunshine 2]

Hi Don. Nice to have you on the forums.

___________________________________________
meow

I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug!

[outofit 0]

Now that I think about it, you called me "meanie greenie" which could be construed as a personal attack. That's not a good thing to do to greenies, you know, we have all the fancy buttons to ban your

ass.

the more i have thought about it i know this is a personal attack!

It is better to be dead and cool than alive and uncool!

[eddytheeagle 0]

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I've since felt incomplete because I never got an official greeting from Andrea, or even a "Hi and Welcome" from Firecat.....I've always felt I was missing something....something vital to the very essence of life itself.

So, to avoid the feeling that something is missing in the future, I'd better do my first post on DZ.com in this forum

Hi, I'm Eddy, a dutch guy linving in Urbana, IL. I recently started to read these fora, and learned a lot already. To bad I only started doing this after 4 1/2 years of skydiving. You can expect to hear (sensible things ??) from me in the future!

Blue skies,

Eddy

Don't underestimate your ability to screw up!

[Michele 1]

Ohhhhhhhhhhhh, sneaky...responding to Don's post....well, either sneaky or in really good taste.

Welcome, Eagle Eddy. I still fly like an over-stuffed turkey, so look forward to hearing all the advice you're willing to share!

Ciels-
Michele

~Do Angels keep the dreams we seek
While our hearts lie bleeding?~