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NickDG

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I love THIS part!;)



I was planning on proposing to my girlfriend at a hockey game (you know, with the message on the jumbotron and all that), but I'd much rather be unique. I thought perhaps I could put a spring under your body, so that when she opens the coffin, you would pop up and be holding an engagement ring. I know she would love it, my only dilemma is that you most likely won't die for another 60 years, and I really can't wait that long to get some poontang.










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