Incidentally, since RLK was being a smartass...
Incidentally, I have no corner on the smartass market, Dr. Jekyll.

I thought I'd point out that his name isn't Rodney...It's Glen.
Duly noted for the very next time we have an in-depth discussion about which decade we're in.
Also, he's really white but was wearing boot polish to disuise himself. One of those facts is not true.
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True fact: you spelled "disguise" wrong.

rl
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As far as public lands goes, there should be no rule explicitly banning this sport.
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As far as public lands goes, there should be no rule explicitly banning this sport.
If you want to grow up and be a lawyer, Abbie, you need to be more precise. There isn't a rule explicitly banning this sport--the NPS management policy flows from 36 CFR 2.17, but it's only a policy--and a badly written one, at that. If you can figure out a way to make a jump without using a parachute to save your life, you're all good.
I would also note that a good administrative lawyer ought to be able to pick both the regulation and the policy to pieces.
I have managed (it didn't take much) to interest my employer (biographical information on request) in the problem. He has a long history of involving himself in "causes," particularly when the issues are not especially straightforward and no one else wants to touch them. He has 50 years experience, but age has not damped his spirit.
All I have to do is get my caseload down to a managable level, and we'll have time to discuss it in detail.
Anyone who would like to provide substantive fodder for his review is welcome to send it on.
rl
Send all your irrelevunt (spelt rong diliberaytly) shit to miss whiplash and she'll figure all your shit out and you'll be jumping from Trump Towers in no time.
Or you can get a ski mask and be cool like Johnny Utah by jumping stuff and not getting cort.
Schweet!

PS Don't send your stuff to RLK..she really doesn't have the time...and Herman doesn't either.
Prizes to anyone who gets to read my posts before Mr Aiello's son, Tom deletes them.
PS Don't send your stuff to RLK..she really doesn't have the time...and Herman doesn't either.
That's true. I don't have time. But I'll make the time, and "Herman" has plenty because he's such a good delegator, not to mention that he has sufficient accumulated "capital" to make delegating a pleasure for the delegatee. I would know.

If all else fails, I can always cut down on my phone and online time...along with everything else I do for fun.

I don't care. I actually did think long and hard about it before I made that post. It's on the table, so we can either give it a go or not.
rl
P.S. I don't do PI, love, but I'll be happy to give you a "whiplash" demo.
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If you want to grow up and be a lawyer, Abbie, you need to be more precise.
I do not want to grow up. Nor do I want to become a lawyer. I'd much rather pay for their time and expertise.
There isn't a rule explicitly banning this sport--the NPS management policy flows from 36 CFR 2.17,
semantics... It's illegal to jump with a parachute. BASE jumping is jumping with a parachute. you just like to argue.
If you can figure out a way to make a jump without using a parachute to save your life, you're all good.
That wouldnt be base jumping now, would it?
I would also note that a good administrative lawyer ought to be able to pick both the regulation and the policy to pieces.
ought to, could, should, would.... hasn't happend yet.
I have managed (it didn't take much) to interest my employer (biographical information on request) in the problem.
GREAT! Fill us in when something actaully happens and its not on the backburner.
All I have to do is get my caseload down to a managable level, and we'll have time to discuss it in detail.
I heard similar lines before. 99:1 that your caseload gets down to that manageable level. But seriously, I hope it does.
I can always cut down on my phone and online time...
excellent. so quit yapping on dorkzone and do something.
Eat butt,
Abbie
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I should have said "eat butt PLEASE"

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Ok so after our private conversation, i need to state that, YES, I AM AN ASSHOLE.
A reasonably wily and clever asshole, but you need a few more years to reach $kin's advanced a
I should have said "eat butt PLEASE"

Be-beep!
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And here all along I thought he said, "Why can't we all just get a lawn".
I thought Rodney King was the one who said "Why can't we all get kicked to fuck by the pigs".
Incidentally, since RLK was being a smartass...I thought I'd point out that his name isn't Rodney...It's Glen.
Also, he's really white but was wearing boot polish to disuise himself. One of those facts is not true.
Prizes to anyone who gets to read my posts before Mr Aiello's son, Tom deletes them.