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Ground Breaking NEW Invention - Mega Multi Clamp

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NEW PRODUCT ANNOUNCEMENT

After 3 years of intensive development Rigging Evolutions is proud to present the Multi Mega Clamp to the BASE community.

The Mega Multi Clamp (or MMC) is a revolutionary product that uses state of the art micro-technology to make a packing clamp that is not only 5 times as effective as your current clamp - but also incorporates a unique special safety system.

You know how it goes, you're packing in the dark after drinking a 6 pack of Bud and you don't notice that one of your clamps is inside the packjob. A normal clamp would go undetected and could cause you to carry excessive weight to the exit point - leading to physical exhaustion and possible injury.

In this situation, thanks to its state of the art micro-technology safety system, the MMC will activate an automatic visual alert which notifies your jump buddies there is problem.

See image 'patented_technology.jpg'

There really is no comparison between a regular clamp and MMC, just check out the comparison image 'comparison.jpg'

Not only is the MMC safer and more effective than your current clamps - it is also useful when the jumping day is over, see 'multi_purpose.jpg'

Buy your MMC set today!

only $49.99
(per clamp)

Contact Rigging Evolutions Today at:

1-800-SORE-NIPS

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Hey dickhead,

are you gonna keep fucking up all the forums?

This shit should be taken into the talk back forum.

Tom, you there?

Why don't you try to clamp your nuts?
Memento Audere Semper

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And that, nicknitro, is a personal attack. I've banned you for seven days.
-- Tom Aiello

Tom@SnakeRiverBASE.com
SnakeRiverBASE.com

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wow,impressive...:o

whats new????:S
sorry dude but 4 years ago when i started skydiving,my local reservepacker used thouse clambs..
I got some my self 1-2 years ago(Blair?)...

Stay safe
Stefan Faber

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Excellent.

Nick, when you get back on please pm me and let me know what kind of coffee you're buying.

This has been a very special thread for me.

Thank you.;)
$kin.

Prizes to anyone who gets to read my posts before Mr Aiello's son, Tom deletes them.

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