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Back Lash on reported jumps

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I don't like the bit in the article where it starts that base jumpers have been creeping in; and then it states that things have been going missing. Like its a good idea to grab loads of stash and stuff it down your jacket before a jump. Its probably the no.1 ethos of base jumping - leave no evidence you've been there. There is no reason to steel, unless someone has left a nice thermos of coffee at the top for those freezing nights :-)

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Oh, I don't know. A base jump sounds like the perfect time to heist a 1/2 ton pipe threader. Just stuff it in your legstrap pouches, then 3-2-1-seeya.

Actually, it would probably unbalance you and lead to bad body position on opening, so I recommend stealing both 1/2 ton pipe threaders, one on each legstrap. Got to stay balanced.

And don't forget to bring your 3000 square foot Flik. And FLARE!


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The source came forward after we revealed elite parachutists had broken into the 360ft building and "base jumped" from the top.



3Y3 /\/\ 1337 8453 J\/mp00r!! p#33r m3!!!!

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3Y3 /\/\ 1337 8453 J\/mp00r!! p#33r m3!!!!



you been on the IV acid dude??

:S

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Translated...

I am elite BASE Jumper!! Fear me!!!!

:$ and :( I can still read that on the fly.
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Oh, I don't know. A base jump sounds like the perfect time to heist a 1/2 ton pipe threader. Just stuff it in your legstrap pouches, then 3-2-1-seeya.



:D LMAO. :D

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Translated...

I am elite BASE Jumper!! Fear me!!!!

and I can still read that on the fly.



i must have missed that class then!!! or maybe its me on the IV acid!

Pass me the pin im going iv! :P

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