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1. Ever notice?  

   By Tuna-Salad, October 22, 2009
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   • Tuna-Salad
   • October 23, 2009

2. Ever noticed that there are whuffos in OTHER activities as well?  

   By SpeedRacer, March 20, 2009
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   • DavidB
   • March 20, 2009

3. Ever noticed when logging on to dz.com...  

   By madhatter, April 25, 2008
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   • Beer
   • April 26, 2008

4. ever own a fiero or a mr2?   1 2

   By countzero, February 14, 2008
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   • jsaxton
   • February 15, 2008

5. Ever owned a "Worst Car of All Time"?   1 2 3

   By 1969912, January 12, 2008
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   • riggerrob
   • January 16, 2008

6. Ever pass out while trying to pinch-off a hard loaf ?  

   By stitch, October 17, 2010
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   • fossg
   • October 18, 2010

7. Ever pee-ed and sneezed at the same time?  

   By wlie, June 19, 2003
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   • skygal3
   • June 19, 2003

8. Ever Post Nekid?   1 2

   By AggieDave, January 14, 2003
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   • wingnut
   • January 15, 2003

9. ever post whore while driving in the rain?  

   By micro, September 23, 2006
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   • BillyVance
   • September 23, 2006

10. Ever put a firecracker in dog poop?  

    By phatcat, February 14, 2003
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    • joshjumps
    • February 14, 2003

11. ever put on your rig naked and strut around?   1 2

    By champu, August 2, 2003
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    • dzdiva
    • August 3, 2003

12. Ever randomly search your self on here?  

    By pacncathyjr, October 5, 2009
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    • skydiverbry
    • October 5, 2009

13. Ever read a thread title and....  

    By normiss, October 18, 2010
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    • skyrider
    • October 18, 2010

14. Ever run a red light?  

    By Mostly_Harmless, March 15, 2007
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    • shropshire
    • March 17, 2007

15. Ever said no to being a best man or bride's maid?  

    By Twoply, January 17, 2007
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    • Slappie
    • January 17, 2007

16. Ever scary after all these years  

    By RedKite, September 1, 2006
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    • freeflir29
    • September 1, 2006

17. Ever Search For People Online ???  

    By dropdeded, December 11, 2002
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    • KawiZX900
    • December 11, 2002

18. Ever see a bird screw a cow?  

    By MrHixxx, June 17, 2003
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    • wmw999
    • June 17, 2003

19. ever see a picture of yourself...  

    By shermanator, November 21, 2006
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    • shermanator
    • November 21, 2006

20. ever see an old post  

    By jtval, May 20, 2003
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    • jtval
    • May 21, 2003

21. Ever see paint jobs like these???  

    By skybabe76, October 1, 2003
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    • flypunk
    • October 2, 2003

22. Ever seen "The Good Girl?"  

    By freeflir29, June 14, 2005
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    • Peej
    • June 14, 2005

23. Ever seen a baby being born ?   1 2

    By Cornholio, November 27, 2004
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    • Samurai136
    • November 29, 2004

24. Ever seen a convertable with a sunroof? Someone gave me one!  

    By moto89, November 23, 2009
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    • virgin-burner
    • November 23, 2009

25. Ever seen a three legged dog chase its tail?  

    By jumper03, August 7, 2006
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    • jumper03
    • August 8, 2006

26. Ever seen this sign?  

    By 1969912, November 12, 2007
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    • riddler
    • November 12, 2007

27. Ever shagged between jumps?   1 2

    By Dumpster, August 4, 2006
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    • zoobrothertom
    • August 7, 2006

28. Ever shagged on the plane on the way to jump run?   1 2

    By BillyVance, August 4, 2006
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    • Monk
    • August 7, 2006

29. Ever ship a car across the country?  

    By skydiver30960, February 15, 2011
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    • Lastchance
    • February 17, 2011

30. Ever ship an animal across country?  

    By skydiver30960, July 11, 2011
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    • skydiver30960
    • July 12, 2011

31. Ever shut off your alarm clock while still asleep/groggy?   1 2

    By 1969912, March 2, 2008
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    • ZeG
    • March 4, 2008

32. Ever snort wasabi?   1 2

    By jumper03, March 11, 2006
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    • skydemon2
    • March 14, 2006

33. Ever sold/bought a car off e-bay??  

    By Nataly, August 15, 2005
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    • Nataly
    • August 15, 2005

34. Ever taken a leak out the door of a jump plane?  

    By RastaRicanAir, August 6, 2009
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    • turtlespeed
    • August 7, 2009

35. Ever taken anyone to court??  

    By Nataly, September 6, 2012
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    • BIGUN
    • September 8, 2012

36. Ever think about an unteathered space walk ?  

    By cocheese, May 19, 2004
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    • cocheese
    • May 19, 2004

37. Ever thought about quitting b/c of an injury?   1 2

    By yardhippie, August 14, 2003
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    • yardhippie
    • August 18, 2003

38. ever thought..  

    By virgin-burner, May 23, 2010
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    • JohnMitchell
    • May 23, 2010

39. Ever throw away a traffic ticket you got in the mail?  

    By skydiver30960, August 8, 2006
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    • Shawndiver
    • August 8, 2006

40. Ever tried Jenkem?  

    By LongWayToFall, September 22, 2009
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    • LongWayToFall
    • September 25, 2009

41. Ever tried to pick up girls at a bridal show?  

    By Unstable, January 15, 2007
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    • skyguy78
    • January 19, 2007

42. Ever tried to whack off...  

    By 1969912, March 14, 2009
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    • 1969912
    • March 15, 2009

43. ever tried viagra?   1 2

    By virgin-burner, April 3, 2007
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    • matt1215
    • April 4, 2007

44. Ever try to explain karma  

    By Slappie, May 12, 2006
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    • Andrewwhyte
    • May 13, 2006

45. ever try...  

    By shermanator, March 27, 2007
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    • LisaH
    • March 27, 2007

46. Ever Use a Valet Service?  

    By 1969912, December 16, 2009
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    • freefallfreak
    • December 17, 2009

47. Ever used a service like this?  

    By turtlespeed, January 30, 2008
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    • turtlespeed
    • January 31, 2008

48. Ever used throat mics during skydiving?  

    By MWGemini, September 21, 2004
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    • bch7773
    • September 22, 2004

49. Ever used your pet as a clean up rag after the act?  

    By funks, May 16, 2006
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    • gmittar
    • May 16, 2006

50. Ever wait till the last minute to pack?   1 2

    By yardhippie, March 15, 2006
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    • wildcard451
    • March 16, 2006

51. Ever Wandered What Fido Would Say  

    By kai2k1, November 16, 2003
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    • kai2k1
    • November 16, 2003

52. Ever wanna post drunk?  

    By AggieDave, June 18, 2003
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    • ChromeBoy
    • June 18, 2003

53. Ever want to choke someone?  

    By PikzeeVikzen, May 9, 2007
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    • gonzalesna
    • May 9, 2007

54. Ever want to just shoot your IT guys in the eye?   1 2 3 4 6

    By shah269, July 13, 2011
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    • theonlyski
    • July 25, 2011

55. Ever want to Kick the hell out of people through the phone.  

    By Hambone, June 13, 2006
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    • ntacfreefly
    • June 14, 2006

56. Ever want to kill your roommates?  

    By medic0079, December 4, 2007
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    • JENNR8R
    • December 5, 2007

57. Ever wanted to skydive over New York City?  

    By bcxi, October 22, 2013
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    • bcxi
    • October 22, 2013

58. Ever wanted to smack me?   1 2 3

    By Jessica, January 30, 2002
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    • skreamer
    • January 31, 2002

59. Ever wonder  

    By amstalder, August 28, 2011
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    • amstalder
    • August 30, 2011

60. Ever wonder ?  

    By Thata, February 1, 2007
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    • piisfish
    • February 1, 2007

61. Ever wonder how a ADD works?  

    By bloody_trauma, February 8, 2007
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    • caspar
    • February 8, 2007

62. Ever wonder how Google works?  

    By bshl, March 22, 2004
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    • hookitt
    • March 22, 2004

63. Ever wonder how the Kangaroo got its name?  

    By DickMcMahon, December 18, 2003
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    • DickMcMahon
    • December 18, 2003

64. Ever wonder how the mortgage crisis happened?  

    By JoeQ.Public, June 27, 2009
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    • ryoder
    • June 27, 2009

65. Ever wonder if your kid is paying attention?  

    By catfishhunter, September 17, 2012
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    • mutumbo
    • September 18, 2012

66. Ever wonder what an acronym means?  

    By DexterBase, April 30, 2005
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    • DexterBase
    • April 30, 2005

67. Ever wonder what an idiot looks like?  

    By newbloomer, January 25, 2008
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    • SarahC07
    • January 25, 2008

68. Ever wonder what happened next????  

    By cloud_monkey, May 13, 2004
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    • cloud_monkey
    • May 14, 2004

69. Ever wonder what happens to those people that really learn photoshop?   1 2

    By hookitt, April 30, 2004
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    • Chizazz
    • May 3, 2004

70. Ever wonder what is like to be deployed?  

    By jb092, December 24, 2003
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    • mjosparky
    • December 24, 2003

71. Ever wonder what it would be like to skydive from space? SEE THIS!  

    By quade, September 15, 2006
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    • SkydiveJack
    • September 16, 2006

72. Ever wonder what would happen if you accidentally...  

    By jumpjunkie2004, September 6, 2005
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    • Salsa_John
    • September 6, 2005

73. Ever wonder why ?  

    By lilDevil, May 30, 2007
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    • lilDevil
    • May 30, 2007

74. Ever wonder why...   1 2

    By McDuck, March 13, 2007
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    • Hambone
    • March 13, 2007

75. Ever Wonder?  

    By SkydiveStMarys, September 27, 2006
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    • Icon134
    • September 27, 2006

76. ever wonder...  

    By BillyVance, May 16, 2010
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    • turtlespeed
    • May 16, 2010

77. Ever wonder...  

    By BillyVance, August 22, 2008
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    • futuredivot
    • August 22, 2008

78. Ever wonder....  

    By Aviatrr, January 25, 2004
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    • DaGimp
    • January 25, 2004

79. ever wonder.....?  

    By dancingdolphin, June 30, 2006
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    • wildcard451
    • July 1, 2006

80. Ever wondered what Acid felt like?  

    By skyrider, December 30, 2010
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    • skycamefalling
    • January 1, 2011

81. ever wondered what's on the other side of the world at your location!?   1 2 3

    By virgin-burner, February 24, 2011
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    • KevinP
    • February 26, 2011

82. Ever Worked as a Carny?  

    By 1969912, June 22, 2007
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    • dropdeded
    • June 24, 2007

83. Ever....  

    By DFWAJG, August 2, 2007
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    • BillyVance
    • August 3, 2007

84. Everbody look at my new avatar!  

    By bmcd308, September 26, 2003
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    • goose491
    • September 26, 2003

85. Everest Skydive   1 2

    By simplyputsi, October 5, 2007
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    • kelpdiver
    • January 1, 2008

86. Everest: Beyond the Limit  

    By Andy0689, December 29, 2009
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    • ridestrong
    • January 4, 2010

87. Everest: Beyond the Limit   1 2

    By Lindercles, December 20, 2006
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    • Scoop
    • December 25, 2006

88. Everglades Boogie  

    By skyjames, January 31, 2009
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    • keithbar
    • February 2, 2009

89. Every American to get some Iraq land  

    By AggieDave, March 25, 2003
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    • JJohnson
    • March 25, 2003

90. Every been ...... Turkey Slapped? maybe NSFW  

    By shropshire, July 4, 2006
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    • shropshire
    • July 4, 2006

91. Every day dangers.  

    By hollyhjb, May 25, 2005
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    • freeflir29
    • May 25, 2005

92. Every DZ has some assholes  

    By popsjumper, February 7, 2010
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    • goofyjumper
    • February 8, 2010

93. EVERY DZ NEEDS THIS!  

    By shah269, June 13, 2012
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    • ZigZagMarquis
    • June 14, 2012

94. Every good story needs a villain.  

    By Deuce, October 3, 2002
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    • Deuce
    • October 3, 2002

95. Every home should have one of these!!!!!!  

    By iluvtofly, February 28, 2007
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    • fallinbear
    • February 28, 2007

96. Every homeless person's wet dream.  

    By Sletzer, December 4, 2009
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    • Bolas
    • December 4, 2009

97. Every jumper when free beer is owed.  

    By promise5, November 28, 2015
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    • turtlespeed
    • November 30, 2015

98. every mofo in existence is logged in and not in pub. f ebbybody.  

    By pds, February 6, 2004
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    • vonSanta
    • February 6, 2004

99. Every once in a while, it's a great day  

    By Michele, February 6, 2003
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    • Michele
    • February 6, 2003

100. every one needs to wake up   1 2 3

     By wingnut, April 25, 2005
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     • stitch
     • December 30, 2010