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1. you know your job sucks when....  

   By Nightingale, June 28, 2004
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   • skymut
   • June 28, 2004

2. you know your old if...  

   By airdvr, May 1, 2005
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   • skybill
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3. You know your old when....... *DELETED*  

   By HOTTAMALLY, February 14, 2002
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   • SkyDekker
   • February 15, 2002

4. You know youve  

   By lisamariewillbe, September 5, 2005
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5. You know youve been online to much....   1 2

   By lisamariewillbe, January 25, 2006
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   • BillyVance
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6. You know,  

   By Milo, April 5, 2002
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7. You know... Fuck drama.   1 2

   By antifnsocial, May 11, 2005
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8. You know......  

   By dave610, March 3, 2003
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9. You ladies are so masochistic . . .  

   By turtlespeed, November 9, 2015
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10. You last jump  

    By bertusgeert, November 3, 2004
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    • wmw999
    • November 4, 2004

11. You Learn Something New Every Day...  

    By muff528, January 6, 2015
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12. You learn something new everyday   1 2

    By justdumi, October 14, 2002
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    • October 15, 2002

13. You learn something new everyday  

    By wildblue, August 23, 2005
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    • August 23, 2005

14. you like!?  

    By virgin-burner, October 11, 2009
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    • VanillaSkyGirl
    • October 14, 2009

15. You Look Like Shit  

    By skyrider, November 29, 2010
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    • theonlyski
    • November 29, 2010

16. you love this!!!!  

    By aitke12, February 10, 2006
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    • pop
    • February 10, 2006

17. you made my day  

    By Leapinglizardto, June 9, 2008
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    • Leapinglizardto
    • June 10, 2008

18. YOU MAKE ME SICK!!....  

    By RoysPlayThing, February 22, 2005
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    • Peej
    • February 23, 2005

19. You make me weep and wanna die  

    By guppie01, July 25, 2006
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    • guppie01
    • July 26, 2006

20. You may be psycho IF!   1 2

    By skinnyshrek, September 29, 2007
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    • ACMESkydiver
    • September 29, 2007

21. you may be too drunk if...  

    By happythoughts, December 24, 2003
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    • chopchop
    • December 25, 2003

22. You May Call Me Madame President...  

    By JENNR8R, January 17, 2009
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    • Harris
    • January 18, 2009

23. You may not know that many non-living things have a gender;  

    By bodypilot90, June 5, 2004
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    • Zenister
    • June 5, 2004

24. You May Now Call Me....  

    By boinky, May 10, 2013
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    • May 10, 2013

25. You may now call me...Master SHAH!  

    By shah269, May 17, 2012
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    • nanook
    • May 18, 2012

26. You may take your turns spanking me...  

    By Sebazz1, December 3, 2002
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    • pop
    • December 4, 2002

27. You MicroChip your pet,would you micro chip yourself?  

    By nubain1, September 2, 2006
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    • September 2, 2006

28. You might be a Coloradoan if ........  

    By ryoder, January 23, 2007
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    • davedlg
    • January 24, 2007

29. You might be a Floridian if  

    By akarunway, September 18, 2004
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    • skymama
    • September 18, 2004

30. You might be a Floridian if:  

    By skymama, September 16, 2004
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    • white_falcon
    • September 16, 2004

31. You might be a Jerry Springer Show guest if..  

    By cocheese, July 12, 2006
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    • turtlespeed
    • July 13, 2006

32. You might be a Paratrooper if..........  

    By davidlayne, January 8, 2006
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    • Amazon
    • January 9, 2006

33. You might be a redneck   1 2

    By goose491, December 15, 2003
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    • December 16, 2003

34. You might be a redneck if...  

    By AggieDave, December 6, 2005
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    • The_Don
    • December 6, 2005

35. You might be a redneck if....  

    By uponone, January 19, 2006
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    • rwieder
    • January 19, 2006

36. You Might Be A Redneck Jedi If...  

    By hobbes4star, May 9, 2006
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    • jumpjunkie
    • May 9, 2006

37. You might be a Redneck Jedi if.....  

    By Gravitymaster, May 27, 2005
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    • fireflytx
    • May 27, 2005

38. You might be a Redneck Pilot if.....  

    By osuskydiver, March 12, 2004
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    • Ron
    • March 16, 2004

39. You might be a redneck...  

    By Pammi, July 4, 2002
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    • TEB6363
    • July 5, 2002

40. You might be a riceboy if  

    By ramon, April 5, 2002
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    • April 6, 2002

41. You might be a skydiver if...   1 2 3

    By cocheese, January 9, 2005
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    • AnotherGoodin
    • January 12, 2005

42. You might be anal retentive if  

    By PhillyKev, November 26, 2003
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    • RoysPlayThing
    • November 27, 2003

43. You might be from California if . . .   1 2 3 4

    By LisaH, May 22, 2007
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    • gonzalesna
    • May 23, 2007

44. You might be homebrewer if...   1 2

    By SpeedRacer, April 30, 2003
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    • Jimbo
    • May 3, 2003

45. You might be jonesin for a jump if...  

    By cocheese, January 15, 2006
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    • BIGUN
    • January 15, 2006

46. YOU might be on DZ comic!   1 2 3 4 13

    By steveorino, November 30, 2005
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    • popsjumper
    • February 11, 2006

47. You might not think it but   1 2

    By futuredivot, May 26, 2010
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    • turtlespeed
    • May 28, 2010

48. You missed a spot!  

    By normiss, July 12, 2007
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    • 2fat2fly
    • July 12, 2007

49. you missed out on the head down record because....  

    By k-dubjumps, August 6, 2009
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    • virgin-burner
    • August 6, 2009

50. You missed the fucking putt!?!?!  

    By BillyVance, March 10, 2007
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    • masterrig
    • March 10, 2007

51. you motorboating son a bitch!  

    By caspar, April 21, 2007
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    • IanHarrop
    • April 21, 2007

52. You must be a redneck if you have...   1 2

    By BillyVance, January 18, 2007
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    • Royd
    • January 19, 2007

53. You must choose  

    By quack, November 28, 2006
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    • November 28, 2006

54. You must die I alone am best!  

    By Broke, September 13, 2007
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    • September 13, 2007

55. You must have heard this guy .. if not..  

    By shropshire, December 21, 2011
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    • gonzalesna
    • December 22, 2011

56. You must visit this page, all that is awesome awaits you.   1 2

    By Slappie, April 15, 2005
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    • masterrig
    • April 15, 2005

57. You Named It What?!?!?  

    By BillyVance, June 24, 2005
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    • popsjumper
    • June 27, 2005

58. You need one for the next boogie  

    By Clownburner, September 19, 2008
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    • futuredivot
    • September 19, 2008

59. You need schooling  

    By Amazon, June 5, 2013
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    • turtlespeed
    • July 25, 2013

60. You need...   1 2

    By Katherine, February 14, 2006
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    • colinl
    • February 15, 2006

61. You never close your eyes  

    By Broke, April 5, 2006
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    • LearningTOfly
    • April 5, 2006

62. You never jumped a tandem as a student, will you do it for free now?   1 2

    By Maksimsf, September 14, 2012
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    • skydiver30960
    • November 1, 2012

63. You never know what in a used car  

    By Skymonkey13, September 7, 2003
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    • Skymonkey13
    • September 7, 2003

64. You never know what search will turn up...  

    By Bolas, June 26, 2008
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    • feuergnom
    • June 26, 2008

65. you never know what you gonna get..  

    By virgin-burner, May 18, 2007
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    • leroydb
    • May 18, 2007

66. You never really know when your time is up..  

    By catfishhunter, August 31, 2004
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    • mattjw916
    • September 1, 2004

67. You never think it will happen to you...  

    By Ketia0, April 5, 2010
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    • BillyVance
    • April 7, 2010

68. You Okay Honey?!  

    By airtwardo, October 1, 2006
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    • BillyVance
    • October 2, 2006

69. You only get what you give.  

    By RkyMtnHigh, May 24, 2008
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    • May 24, 2008

70. You only need five foods at a Thanksgiving dinner:  

    By grue, November 23, 2006
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    • pleifer
    • November 24, 2006

71. You or I? Grammar question.   1 2

    By Pammi, June 25, 2004
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    • freefallfreak
    • June 26, 2004

72. You ought to be a Notre Dame fan  

    By StevePhelps, September 26, 2005
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    • Rookie120
    • September 26, 2005

73. You Parents  

    By Islandcool, November 15, 2004
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    • VanillaSkyGirl
    • November 16, 2004

74. You parents know when it's too quiet...  

    By BillyVance, September 6, 2007
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    • mamajumps
    • September 6, 2007

75. You pay your money and you take your chances...  

    By AggieDave, February 27, 2006
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    • jumpwally
    • February 28, 2006

76. You peeps are my smoke break.  

    By Muenkel, October 15, 2002
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    • SatchFan
    • October 15, 2002

77. you people  

    By BillyVance, August 25, 2009
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    • Misternatural
    • August 26, 2009

78. You people are boring today  

    By stitch, April 4, 2006
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    • April 5, 2006

79. You people are doing nothing to amuse me ....  

    By NWFlyer, June 13, 2005
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    • freeflir29
    • June 14, 2005

80. You People are So Lame!  

    By NWFlyer, February 8, 2007
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    • swedishcelt
    • February 9, 2007

81. You people need to be helpful!  

    By Vallerina, June 26, 2003
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    • leroydb
    • June 26, 2003

82. You people suck...  

    By eeneR, August 8, 2011
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    • theonlyski
    • August 9, 2011

83. You people will be the death of me...  

    By livendive, June 10, 2005
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    • livendive
    • June 10, 2005

84. You people with dirty minds: You just need more sleep  

    By ryoder, October 17, 2013
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    • October 17, 2013

85. You people. . .  

    By yardhippie, July 19, 2007
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    • July 19, 2007

86. You people...   1 2 3

    By livendive, January 30, 2008
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    • DangerRoo
    • January 31, 2008

87. You pick . . .  

    By turtlespeed, February 19, 2006
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    • February 19, 2006

88. You probably shouldn't mention that to a woman you want to date...   1 2

    By ntrprnr, June 21, 2006
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    • Broke
    • June 22, 2006

89. You pull up to a DUI checkpoint drunk...   1 2

    By jclalor, June 6, 2018
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    • DJL
    • June 20, 2018

90. YOU RAN OUT OF LIESSSSSS!!!!!   1 2

    By diverdriver, March 1, 2004
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    • diverdriver
    • March 2, 2004

91. You rantoul fuckers suck!  

    By AggieDave, July 31, 2003
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    • RevJim
    • August 8, 2003

92. You really do meet the coolest people at dropzones  

    By NWFlyer, May 8, 2011
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    • NWFlyer
    • May 9, 2011

93. You really have to wonder what they were thinking . . .  

    By turtlespeed, June 18, 2009
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    • OlympiaStoica
    • June 18, 2009

94. You remind me...  

    By iluvtofly, February 12, 2008
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    • ACMESkydiver
    • February 12, 2008

95. You Rush Limbaugh defenders were right....   1 2 3 4

    By PhillyKev, October 10, 2003
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    • PhillyKev
    • October 20, 2003

96. you say DRUNK i say DIAL!!   1 2

    By alanab, February 3, 2005
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    • akurtom
    • February 7, 2005

97. You scumbag, you maggot, you....  

    By 1969912, December 25, 2013
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    • 1969912
    • December 25, 2013

98. You scumbag, you maggot. You cheap lousy Fa&g$t. Merry Christmas!  

    By 1969912, December 20, 2011
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    • Marinus
    • December 21, 2011

99. You See A Skydiver In the Middle of O'Hare ... What Do you Do?   1 2 3

    By NWFlyer, June 6, 2008
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    • flygirl1
    • June 11, 2008

100. You sell an old car and then it breaks down   1 2

     By JohnMitchell, February 18, 2013
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     • wolfriverjoe
     • February 19, 2013