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1. Why can't this happen here?  

   By AggieDave, October 4, 2006
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   • AggieDave
   • October 4, 2006

2. Why can't Turtle SPELL???  

   By ACMESkydiver, January 20, 2005
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   • sunshine
   • January 21, 2005

3. Why can't we just get one system of f'n temperature?   1 2 3

   By turtlespeed, January 16, 2007
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   • billvon
   • January 17, 2007

4. Why can't women decide?   1 2 3

   By kinney29, October 4, 2002
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   • happythoughts
   • October 4, 2002

5. Why can't you wear your rig on commerical aircraft?   1 2

   By shortyj, June 8, 2007
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   • tkhayes
   • June 12, 2007

6. Why cant I get my new avatar to upload to my profile?  

   By beavdog, July 8, 2003
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   • bch7773
   • July 9, 2003

7. WHY cant I log out?  

   By jtval, July 21, 2002
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   • jtval
   • July 23, 2002

8. Why cant I see the video's in the video vault?  

   By ifics, October 23, 2003
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   • ifics
   • October 23, 2003

9. why cant I turn off my computer?  

   By jtval, December 1, 2003
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   • Guest
   • December 7, 2003

10. Why cant those jerks . . .  

    By Slurp56, February 9, 2005
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    • bisqit999
    • February 9, 2005

11. Why chicks becomce strippers....  

    By skydemon2, July 21, 2007
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    • warpedskydiver
    • July 21, 2007

12. why chicks cry  

    By happythoughts, January 18, 2010
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    • BikerBabe
    • January 18, 2010

13. why clay can't come to my house...   1 2

    By skybytch, October 10, 2002
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    • SudsyFist
    • October 10, 2002

14. Why Clay hates dogs.  

    By Scratch, December 11, 2002
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    • Sonic
    • December 11, 2002

15. Why college girls don't shower  

    By ACMESkydiver, March 15, 2006
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    • ACMESkydiver
    • March 16, 2006

16. Why Corporate Sales People Suck  

    By crapflinger2000, February 4, 2004
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    • Sebazz1
    • February 4, 2004

17. Why Couldn't It Have Been Peter Arnett?  

    By Guest, April 4, 2003
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    • Guest
    • April 4, 2003

18. Why couldn't my last name have been McGillicuddy?  

    By jumper03, December 23, 2004
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    • lemonjelly
    • December 23, 2004

19. Why did cavemen...  

    By PsychoBob, June 29, 2005
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    • leroydb
    • June 29, 2005

20. Why did God make mothers?  

    By jumpergirl, May 10, 2005
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    • elizfowler
    • May 10, 2005

21. Why did I  

    By futuredivot, October 4, 2008
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    • Redline165
    • October 6, 2008

22. Why did i just spend 4 hours playing Deer Hunter 5?  

    By Viking, November 6, 2004
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    • Zenister
    • November 6, 2004

23. Why did PD change their naming scheme?  

    By TitaniumLegs, May 29, 2004
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    • jahk
    • June 1, 2004

24. why did princess di cross the road?   1 2

    By unformed, December 30, 2005
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    • ViperPilot
    • January 3, 2006

25. Why did she even join?   1 2 3

    By littledebbie000, November 21, 2003
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    • happythoughts
    • November 21, 2003

26. Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?  

    By Glipazide, July 20, 2004
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    • rocketdog
    • July 20, 2004

27. Why did the chicken cross the road? - Chicken Chronicles  

    By BillyVance, January 22, 2008
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    • turtlespeed
    • January 22, 2008

28. Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?-Your Thoughts?   1 2

    By boinky, August 10, 2006
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    • turtlespeed
    • August 10, 2006

29. Why did the chicken cross the road?? (graphic)   1 2

    By BillyVance, October 31, 2005
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    • Guest
    • November 1, 2005

30. Why did the EASTER bunny cross the road?  

    By airtwardo, March 27, 2005
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    • masterrig
    • March 27, 2005

31. Why did you do it?   1 2

    By turtlespeed, June 20, 2007
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    • CaptainOKaos
    • June 29, 2007

32. Why did you get into the sport?   1 2

    By lazide, September 30, 2002
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    • skybytch
    • September 30, 2002

33. Why did you start skydiving   1 2

    By skyesspot, March 1, 2004
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    • jraf
    • March 2, 2004

34. Why didn't I think of that?  

    By skydiver30960, April 23, 2012
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    • mutumbo
    • April 25, 2012

35. Why didn't I think of this sooner?  

    By hobie331, December 27, 2007
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    • Jewels
    • December 27, 2007

36. Why Didn't One if Us . . .  

    By NickDG, October 4, 2006
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    • DTOXX
    • October 4, 2006

37. Why do Army Rangers jump round parachutes?   1 2

    By Apollinaire, April 22, 2006
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    • yardhippie
    • April 25, 2006

38. Why do Banks suck arse?  

    By BoostedXT, July 16, 2004
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    • newsstand
    • July 17, 2004

39. WHY DO BIRDS SUDDENLY APPEAR  

    By josheezammit, June 25, 2004
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    • mailin
    • June 29, 2004

40. Why do Brits wear stupid hats on their heads during Xmas dinner??   1 2

    By stitch, December 24, 2007
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    • agent_lead
    • December 29, 2007

41. Why Do Cats Like to be Spanked?  

    By Gawain, November 15, 2008
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    • billeisele
    • November 17, 2008

42. Why do credit card companies think....   1 2

    By iluvtofly, February 5, 2009
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    • BillyVance
    • February 6, 2009

43. why do dogs..  

    By TrophyHusband, March 14, 2007
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    • Armour666
    • March 14, 2007

44. Why do faucets have aerators?  

    By Twoply, November 28, 2006
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    • stratostar
    • November 30, 2006

45. Why do flood victims...  

    By cocheese, February 7, 2007
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    • guppie01
    • February 7, 2007

46. Why do guys like Go Go Boots?   1 2

    By MochaSkyChick, May 16, 2005
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    • MochaSkyChick
    • May 17, 2005

47. Why do hospitals advertise?  

    By Twoply, November 29, 2008
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    • dropdeded
    • November 29, 2008

48. Why do I always miss the *good* threads?   1 2

    By AggieDave, February 25, 2003
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    • skygal3
    • February 26, 2003

49. Why Do I Bother?   1 2

    By NWFlyer, July 7, 2006
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    • GrumpySmurf
    • July 7, 2006

50. Why do I do it?   1 2

    By Icon134, May 20, 2005
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    • jumpchikk
    • May 23, 2005

51. Why do I feel beat up (after skydiving)?   1 2

    By Cornholio, September 28, 2004
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    • girlygirl
    • September 28, 2004

52. Why do I feel guilty?  

    By staceyg, August 17, 2005
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    • lawrocket
    • August 17, 2005

53. Why do I find this funny?   1 2

    By RkyMtnHigh, March 20, 2008
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    • happythoughts
    • March 20, 2008

54. why do I hang around in a WEBSITE full of skydivers when I no longer skydive?  

    By SpeedRacer, September 19, 2008
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    • skybytch
    • September 19, 2008

55. why do i have no pupils?  

    By adamjenner, January 6, 2005
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    • pleifer
    • January 6, 2005

56. Why do I have such crappy luck with Florida!  

    By freeflir29, March 15, 2005
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    • Zeemax
    • March 16, 2005

57. why do i miss europe?  

    By bloody_trauma, March 24, 2007
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    • Beerlight
    • March 24, 2007

58. Why do I only post when i'm drinking.  

    By atsaubrey, April 19, 2005
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    • sunshine
    • April 19, 2005

59. Why do I produce massive amounts of heat?   1 2

    By Vallerina, May 4, 2004
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    • Vallerina
    • May 5, 2004

60. why do internet movies suck  

    By SpeedRacer, December 27, 2007
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    • shropshire
    • December 27, 2007

61. Why do it?  

    By cloud9, October 28, 2002
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    • Void425
    • October 28, 2002

62. Why do jumpers quit so soon?   1 2 3 4 5

    By w4p2, July 12, 2003
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    • w4p2
    • July 13, 2003

63. Why do men ALWAYS want to get laid?   1 2 3 4 6

    By kelel01, May 5, 2006
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    • FIREFLYR
    • May 9, 2006

64. Why do men assume . . .   1 2 3 4 5

    By kelel01, October 30, 2006
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    • SpiritFingers
    • November 2, 2006

65. Why do men like monkeys?   1 2

    By swedishcelt, February 3, 2006
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    • ACMESkydiver
    • February 7, 2006

66. Why do men wake up at night?  

    By Smirniof, March 20, 2010
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    • captain1976
    • March 21, 2010

67. Why do men want breasts....  

    By Buried, April 27, 2007
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    • virgin-burner
    • April 27, 2007

68. Why do men....  

    By mamajumps, November 12, 2008
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    • mamajumps
    • November 13, 2008

69. Why do most Americans hate Michael Moore?   1 2

    By Newbie, December 6, 2002
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    • gus
    • December 9, 2002

70. Why do my friends always know better?  

    By kelel01, September 20, 2006
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    • freeflir29
    • September 21, 2006

71. Why do nipples get hard?   1 2

    By skip, December 11, 2004
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    • Buried
    • June 3, 2005

72. Why do people ....  

    By Twoply, January 26, 2007
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    • CSpenceFLY
    • January 26, 2007

73. Why do people burn their "bridges"?  

    By SkydiveStMarys, May 27, 2006
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    • Trae
    • May 28, 2006

74. Why do people clap?  

    By Broke, May 26, 2006
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    • Zipp0
    • May 26, 2006

75. Why do people clip their nails at work?  

    By skyblu, October 19, 2006
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    • Mostly_Harmless
    • October 19, 2006

76. Why do people get excited over new commercial airliners? (A380, etc)  

    By grue, January 16, 2007
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    • Grips
    • January 16, 2007

77. Why do people get offended when someone checks them out?   1 2 3

    By npgraphicdesign, August 18, 2011
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    • BrokenR1
    • August 20, 2011

78. Why do people intentionally put others down...   1 2 3

    By guppie01, February 9, 2009
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    • guppie01
    • February 18, 2009

79. Why do people lie about skydiving?   1 2 3 4

    By shortyj, January 22, 2008
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    • Stuntbabex
    • January 31, 2008

80. Why do people never respond in the classifieds?  

    By robconway, June 4, 2005
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    • Amazon
    • June 4, 2005

81. Why do people not get it?  

    By turtlespeed, March 14, 2011
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    • turtlespeed
    • March 14, 2011

82. why do people post and delete   1 2

    By skinnyshrek, April 25, 2006
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    • skinnyshrek
    • April 25, 2006

83. Why do people put Oakley stickers on their cars?   1 2

    By BounceEasy, August 25, 2006
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    • airtwardo
    • August 25, 2006

84. Why do people put there slider under there chin?  

    By Viking, May 5, 2001
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    • PLFXpert
    • May 9, 2001

85. Why do people read stuff when they go and sit on the toilet?  

    By Newbie, September 5, 2006
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    • masterrig
    • September 5, 2006

86. Why do people really think they cheat?   1 2

    By DZOregon, October 17, 2003
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    • Luv2Fall
    • October 27, 2003

87. Why do people spell "oops" as "opps?"   1 2

    By SpeedRacer, April 12, 2012
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    • MikeJD
    • April 16, 2012

88. Why do people stare??  

    By MyOwnWay, June 25, 2003
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    • GARYC24
    • June 25, 2003

89. Why do people suck so bad?   1 2

    By mailin, January 9, 2006
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    • mouth
    • January 10, 2006

90. Why do people tap the soda can befor they open it.  

    By freeflychris, September 21, 2006
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    • ACMESkydiver
    • September 23, 2006

91. why do people wear closing pin jewellery?   1 2 3 4

    By Newbie, August 15, 2002
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    • Pammi
    • August 16, 2002

92. Why do people...The Official Aggravation Thread   1 2 3

    By jumpwally, April 8, 2011
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    • theonlyski
    • May 9, 2011

93. Why do porn flicks...  

    By DFWAJG, October 11, 2008
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    • d_squared431
    • October 13, 2008

94. Why do roysplaything and chopchop always...  

    By genoyamamoto, June 21, 2005
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    • Girlfalldown
    • June 21, 2005

95. Why do skybabes look so cute with a helmet on?  

    By cocheese, December 6, 2007
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    • squirrel
    • December 7, 2007

96. why do skydivers like to have sex in the aircraft they jump out of   1 2 3

    By josheezammit, April 7, 2005
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    • Icon134
    • April 14, 2005

97. Why do so many college girls..   1 2

    By The_Don, March 11, 2011
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    • turtlespeed
    • March 14, 2011

98. Why do so many people hate Speaker's Corner so much?   1 2 3 4 7

    By lawrocket, September 26, 2006
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    • Amazon
    • October 3, 2006

99. Why do some countries measure weight in KG?   1 2

    By skyhighkiy, November 2, 2004
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    • piisfish
    • November 4, 2004

100. Why do some jumpers think it is okay to lean on others in the jump plane?   1 2 3 4 7

     By AdamLanes, August 2, 2008
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     • gonzalesna
     • August 11, 2008