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1. When Skydivers Get your camera...  

   By jlmiracle, December 6, 2002
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   • jose
   • December 14, 2002

2. When skydiving meets my favorite TV show  

   By Cashmanimal, December 16, 2008
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   • MagicGuy
   • May 8, 2009

3. When Somebody Loves You...   1 2 3 4 5

   By bbarnhouse, April 11, 2003
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   • quade
   • April 15, 2003

4. When someone drunk dials you from another country...  

   By npgraphicdesign, October 10, 2010
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   • virgin-burner
   • October 11, 2010

5. when someone gives out your number..  

   By D22369, May 13, 2010
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   • anthonyfellows
   • May 15, 2010

6. When someone says 'skydiving', what imagery comes to mind?  

   By npgraphicdesign, July 20, 2012
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   • oldwomanc6
   • July 23, 2012

7. When someone says...  

   By iluvtofly, October 8, 2009
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   • Rstanley0312
   • October 9, 2009

8. When someone you know picks up skydiving...  

   By Nataly, July 11, 2010
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   • JohnMitchell
   • July 11, 2010

9. When Something Happens To You  

   By bbarnhouse, May 21, 2002
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   • grasshopper
   • May 22, 2002

10. When Steinbrenner said the Yankees must earn their keep...  

    By BillyVance, May 18, 2008
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    • BillyVance
    • May 18, 2008

11. When street luge isn't exciting enough...  

    By ryoder, November 14, 2013
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    • airtwardo
    • November 15, 2013

12. When stupid people attack   1 2

    By LouDiamond, September 16, 2006
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    • LouDiamond
    • September 18, 2006

13. When taking polls, do you prefer:  

    By AggieDave, October 9, 2002
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    • Slappie
    • October 9, 2002

14. When the Cat is away-  

    By Dumpster, May 23, 2003
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    • katiebear21
    • May 23, 2003

15. When the Chinese fucks up, it's usually a collosal fuck up  

    By BillyVance, December 23, 2015
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    • Amazon
    • December 27, 2015

16. When the cops come to your door  

    By riddler, October 14, 2002
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    • freeflir29
    • October 15, 2002

17. When the drones turn on us  

    By ryoder, July 17, 2013
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    • FlyingRhenquest
    • July 18, 2013

18. When the Eagle flies...  

    By allieram, September 19, 2001
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    • allieram
    • September 19, 2001

19. When the GF/Wife wants to go skydiving.  

    By Islandcool, April 13, 2004
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    • Kiki
    • April 16, 2004

20. When the hell did I reach 3000 posts????  

    By iluvtofly, May 2, 2009
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    • truckerjean
    • May 3, 2009

21. when the hell is the sopranos coming back?  

    By TrophyHusband, January 13, 2007
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    • TrophyHusband
    • January 14, 2007

22. When the hook's away the cat shall play....  

    By skycat, September 27, 2002
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    • TequilaGirl
    • September 30, 2002

23. When the Hummer just aint enough  

    By Zep, August 27, 2006
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    • moodyskydiver
    • August 27, 2006

24. When the jumping gets tough....   1 2

    By Tink1717, February 28, 2005
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    • mindway69
    • March 1, 2005

25. When the Levee Breaks  

    By Shotgun, September 8, 2005
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    • Shotgun
    • September 9, 2005

26. When the machines turn against us  

    By ryoder, March 16, 2018
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    • DJL
    • March 19, 2018

27. When the plane goes down...  

    By skyravn67, March 9, 2004
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    • boxingrrl
    • March 10, 2004

28. When the sun goes down at your DZ,   1 2

    By DJatLarge, November 14, 2003
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    • Raefordite
    • November 14, 2003

29. When the sun is out!  

    By Kimblair13, February 7, 2006
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    • wingnut
    • February 7, 2006

30. When the weather turns to shit....  

    By sd-slider, February 27, 2007
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    • squarecanopy
    • February 28, 2007

31. When the wife won't listen...  

    By airdvr, August 2, 2008
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    • auburnguy
    • August 2, 2008

32. When there are two skydivers in the house...   1 2 3

    By skymama, December 3, 2011
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    • masterrig
    • December 11, 2011

33. When they come for you to take your guns will you:   1 2 3 4 5

    By lurch, May 12, 2003
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    • mnischalke
    • May 15, 2003

34. When thos around ya' show their true colors.  

    By elpeludo, June 10, 2005
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    • Remster
    • June 11, 2005

35. When threads are dominated by 2 -3 people...   1 2 3

    By cocheese, May 12, 2006
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    • stitch
    • May 13, 2006

36. When to ask for the big raise  

    By jtnesbitt, March 16, 2009
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    • banesanura
    • March 17, 2009

37. When to get knee replacements  

    By warpedskydiver, April 11, 2008
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    • lawrocket
    • April 11, 2008

38. When to pick up the tab?  

    By skydiver30960, March 16, 2008
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    • shropshire
    • March 17, 2008

39. When to return to skydiving after an injury?  

    By wndrer73, April 13, 2002
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    • Rdutch
    • April 15, 2002

40. When to Take Protein?  

    By RALFFERS, November 9, 2008
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    • LOSTandCRAZY
    • November 11, 2008

41. When to update jump numbers on DZ.com?   1 2

    By AggieDave, March 18, 2005
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    • AggieDave
    • March 20, 2005

42. when tomorrow never comes...  

    By Fozz, August 15, 2007
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    • jdobleman
    • August 16, 2007

43. when traditions collide-!!!!  

    By smiles, September 11, 2003
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    • dterrick
    • September 12, 2003

44. When traveling with your gear and you have to fly...  

    By Conundrum, December 29, 2003
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    • turtlespeed
    • December 29, 2003

45. When Turtle was a baby  

    By upndownshop, July 7, 2006
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    • mnealtx
    • July 7, 2006

46. When two Internet memes collide  

    By ryoder, December 14, 2012
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    • pchapman
    • December 14, 2012

47. When Two National Icons Collide (Warning Extremely Graphic)One for Billy Vance ;-)  

    By highfly, May 6, 2005
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    • wartload
    • May 6, 2005

48. When u choke a smurf  

    By mamajumps, September 24, 2007
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    • mamajumps
    • September 24, 2007

49. When ugly guys get the hottest chicks....   1 2 3 4

    By watchdog2, April 5, 2005
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    • JeepDiver
    • April 13, 2005

50. When using a public bathroom   1 2

    By SkydiveStMarys, February 8, 2007
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    • d_squared431
    • August 23, 2009

51. When walking down the hall, do you smile or not?   1 2

    By LisaM, March 8, 2006
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    • Icon134
    • March 10, 2006

52. When was the first time you saw boobies?  

    By sunshine, October 5, 2006
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    • happythoughts
    • October 6, 2006

53. When was the last time you ........  

    By oldwomanc6, September 4, 2012
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    • oldwomanc6
    • September 9, 2012

54. When Was the Last Time You Donated Blood?   1 2 3

    By JENNR8R, October 13, 2006
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    • jshatzkin
    • October 16, 2006

55. When was the last time you got laid?   1 2 3 4 6

    By watchdog2, July 20, 2004
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    • wingnut
    • July 27, 2004

56. When was the last time you had   1 2

    By SkydiveStMarys, June 2, 2006
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    • airtwardo
    • June 3, 2006

57. When was the last time you had your car aligned  

    By Broke, February 29, 2008
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    • AggieDave
    • March 1, 2008

58. When was the last time you told a lie?   1 2 3

    By SkydiveStMarys, August 25, 2006
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    • lisamariewillbe
    • August 25, 2006

59. When was the last time...  

    By Frenchy68, August 12, 2005
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    • Sebazz1
    • August 12, 2005

60. When was the last time...  

    By bertusgeert, September 20, 2004
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    • Sheenster303
    • September 20, 2004

61. When was the last time...  

    By jtval, March 3, 2004
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    • skipro101
    • March 4, 2004

62. When was the last timeyou laughed?   1 2 3

    By jtval, September 20, 2006
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    • jtval
    • October 2, 2006

63. When was your first Chop????   1 2 3

    By crzjp20, March 21, 2004
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    • brits17
    • March 25, 2004

64. When was your first taste of . . .  

    By turtlespeed, April 4, 2008
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    • sunshine
    • April 4, 2008

65. When was your last Jump (Seasonal Jump Regions)   1 2 3

    By goose491, February 1, 2003
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    • FallingILweenie
    • February 2, 2003

66. When was your last jump?   1 2 3 4

    By AggieDave, July 30, 2008
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    • chaoskitty
    • August 4, 2008

67. When was your last jump?!?!?!?   1 2 3

    By kansasskydiver, February 1, 2005
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    • freeflir29
    • February 4, 2005

68. When We Left Earth  

    By cocheese, June 15, 2008
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    • kbordson
    • June 16, 2008

69. When weather.com says "windy"...  

    By AggieDave, January 21, 2005
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    • freeflir29
    • January 22, 2005

70. when will they go home ?  

    By lazyfrog, October 22, 2003
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    • chaoskitty
    • October 22, 2003

71. When will you die? Take the test   1 2 3

    By peckerhead, December 6, 2003
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    • allisonjr
    • December 8, 2003

72. When wine taste bad....   1 2

    By lisamariewillbe, April 30, 2006
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    • jtval
    • May 1, 2006

73. when women...  

    By nigel99, June 2, 2011
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    • airtwardo
    • June 3, 2011

74. When work interferes with drinking?  

    By freeflir29, January 25, 2007
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    • ExAFO
    • January 25, 2007

75. When work travel is not good...  

    By DTOXX, December 13, 2004
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    • DTOXX
    • December 15, 2004

76. When ya gotta go...  

    By airtwardo, March 17, 2007
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    • Andy_Copland
    • March 17, 2007

77. When Ya Gotta Go....  

    By rgoper, May 3, 2002
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    • rgoper
    • May 4, 2002

78. when ya just wanna die  

    By GaryRay, July 9, 2007
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    • LisaH
    • July 9, 2007

79. When you are angry at yourself . . .  

    By turtlespeed, December 16, 2008
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    • wolfriverjoe
    • December 17, 2008

80. When you are as old as Twardo . . .  

    By turtlespeed, November 18, 2010
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    • airtwardo
    • November 18, 2010

81. When you are at work..  

    By d_squared431, August 19, 2006
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    • Rookie120
    • August 19, 2006

82. when you are away  

    By SLIDER, November 16, 2004
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    • skydiverbc
    • November 16, 2004

83. When you are feeling blue..   1 2 3

    By jumpjunkie2004, August 29, 2006
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    • wmw999
    • August 30, 2006

84. When you are getting a new toy...  

    By wildcard451, March 17, 2009
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    • monkycndo
    • March 18, 2009

85. When you are in the public bathroom going number 2 and someone else comes in, I...   1 2

    By crapflinger2000, August 5, 2003
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    • turtlespeed
    • August 7, 2003

86. when you are waiting at the dropzone...  

    By calledisrael, July 24, 2005
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    • SpeedRacer
    • July 24, 2005

87. when you arrive  

    By michaelflying, November 20, 2003
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    • Pawl
    • November 20, 2003

88. When you bought your first house did your relationship...   1 2

    By Nataly, July 20, 2007
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    • BillyVance
    • February 27, 2013

89. When you break bigger rules....  

    By piisfish, February 17, 2012
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    • JohnRich
    • February 17, 2012

90. When You bring beer?   1 2

    By Broke, March 8, 2006
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    • Broke
    • March 10, 2006

91. When You Can Hear Your Neighbor's Doing "The Deed" do you...  

    By MochaSkyChick, March 1, 2005
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    • katiebear21
    • March 1, 2005

92. When you can't beat 'em...  

    By popsjumper, May 2, 2010
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    • iluvtofly
    • May 2, 2010

93. When you close your eyes . . .   1 2 3

    By turtlespeed, June 28, 2006
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    • turtlespeed
    • June 29, 2006

94. When you cut a tomato.   1 2

    By The_Don, February 11, 2010
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    • masterrig
    • February 12, 2010

95. When you cut the cheese....  

    By stitch, February 11, 2010
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    • cocheese
    • February 12, 2010

96. When you decide to attack a cyclist with your car...  

    By ryoder, March 25, 2011
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    • JerryBaumchen
    • March 25, 2011

97. When you don't support a marriage   1 2

    By Vallerina, April 6, 2011
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    • Andy9o8
    • April 7, 2011

98. when you don't think you are so lucky.  

    By popeyefireman, May 3, 2003
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    • popeyefireman
    • May 3, 2003

99. When you dream there are no rules  

    By BoobieCootie, May 1, 2003
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    • BoobieCootie
    • May 2, 2003

100. When you eat Cheetos..  

     By cocheese, August 3, 2006
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     • RkyMtnHigh
     • August 3, 2006